@Tha36thchamber: it's still news. video games are great, but bad shit does happen when people lose their shit and play them too much. you gotta take the bad with the good.
@Random Task: I'm with you, but holy shit, their songs are hard to play.
I learned from Leisure Suit Larry that, to shoot a bullet bra, I need only to touch my elbows behind my back.

I also learned from Nethack that I may die at any moment for no good reason.
@Willie Williams: I will always associate baobabs with my grumpy, ape-like French teacher from high school junior year. shame, really.
@Pikamander2: she ain't bad...she's just drawn that way.
@Blastarr: grammar fail...my lord.
@lilbobbytables: your icon and Gawker name have activated the "awesome" sector of my own brain.
@itsmejill: Crede's married, but that doesn't stop a girl from dreaming. believe me.
so fucking pumped. who knew those piano lessons would help me play games someday?
@☆Giroro G66☆: YES. very surprised this didn't occur to me as well. i was too busy trying to figure out who was fighting who.
@jfh2112: don't you DARE associate him with Blur (the band) ever again.
wow. smart, handsome, German (presumably) gamers...are they single? :d
the Seven one is priceless.
congratulations! I hope some day to be as happy as you two will be.
is it Christmas already?
@Limeade: I, too, enjoy his parts in movies. hell, I just enjoy his parts.
@sunpop: yeah, Kotaku, just shut up. don't post any content about one of the biggest gaming events in the US. be considerate, for god's sake.
*reads article* *falls to ground, snarling, foaming at mouth*
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