@CrayonSmoothie: ...thanks?
#tips
@Ambizione Cieca: Brian knows things about the female body that few women can claim to know.
@resipsaloquacious: How does it compare to grief-and-guilt-stricken-dying-of-cancer sex?
Is this ever going to end?
@Pope John Peeps II: Public education was responsible for teaching him to incorrectly pronounce gruyere.
I never thought I could hate something associated with Red Dawn.
@drunkexpatwriter: If the fanboys keep buying this bullshit lit, I'm sure they will be eventually.
Judging by the picture on McDonald's web site, the flavors seem to be strawberry, mustard, shamrock, and beef.
@drunkexpatwriter: Wait, I know this one: didn't Abe Lincoln's secretary drive a Harvey Oswald?
@Lionel Osbourne:
/Shuts door behind you
Hi, we haven't actually talked on Chatroulette -- in all honesty, I've never even been on Chatroulette -- but you seem totally creepy and weird.
goetz
If only they'd moved a little bit further I'd be able to fulfill my childhood dream of knowing what J.D. Salinger's garage looks like. Oh well, back to the dreaming board.
@seyswho: I'm gonna guess "Haiti."
@AzureTexan: Auditioning is my favorite euphemism for taking powerful anti-psychotics.
"Let the food drive" does have a nice anthropomorphic ring to it.
Nothing says stylish like the Trump name.
@AzureTexan: Pretty sure that's a blog by now. I bet it's even got a book deal and a capsule collection for Opening Ceremony.
@momof3wildkids: May as well have written to Santa. Actually, that's probably who Reid writes next.
@AzureTexan: Esquire's "Sidearms of the Season" eight-page quarterly spreads are a tradition I wish they'd bring back.
I assume those would be the current most wanted criminals, not a "Best of" list.
