Just got your message and checked your blog. Jive Tarkin will be missed. Since moving to Madison, you now live less than 100 miles from me, maybe I could just stalk you till you do something funny.

Squirrel mittens. Hehehe. Truly, you are funny.

i tried to be tired of pants once but i got arrested.

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Very much appreciated. As far as I'm concerned, that's like having Darth Vader say, "Dude, you're kind of a badass."

you have a weekend column on io9? how was i not aware of this?

Where you at, Moff? Gawker has a MOFF/PALIN post for you!!! You are being paged.

Here's what you were looking for on the strip-tease post:

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One day soon, I owe you a public put-up (it's the opposite of a put-down), because I got a genuine chuckle out of "Yay, opinions!" in the first Salinger thread, although by then it was too late for me to comment on it. Merci.

Well, that's not surprising. Everyone wants to make out with me.

I can sing, but I only know four notes between low C-sharp and low E. So, I don't know. But maybe it'll be a weird, post-modernist musical, and I can just do Mongolian Throat Singing.

Okay, so, I guess we're going to be in Spider-Man, the Musical.

You'd better tell braak. And get your jazz hands ready.

You consistently crack my shit up, dood.

Ohhh, I thought it was an adjective. I thought "any time" was the adverb(ial phrase). Never mind! Or! Change your status update!

Dude. Shouldn't that be "any time?"

Well congrats! When you are back, will you be seeing the new Hulk? I'd kind of like to read your blog it.

Thanks. You kind of left me with low hanging fruit. And a giant bucket. And a staff of five to collect the fruit.

Last night was amazing. Heyo!

Christopher Lee,; remember the Dracula movies, where he had no dialogue but scared the shit out of you anyway? Hammer Films.

Mostly, I'm infuriated at the other io9 commenters. Somehow, the libertarians keep not being able to just shut the fuck up before I punch them in the face. It's like everyone is just trying to pick fights by being retarded.

Also, I just saw that Star Trek Episode last night, too!

Huh.

Mostly everyone thinks they suck at writing, even the people who are good at it. I think I suck at it, too. I have a novel that I am supposed to be trying to get sold, and I don't want to, because whenever I think about it I want to rip it up and set it on fire.

Monogamy is kind of lame, but in the same way that having to mow your lawn every weekend is lame. So, it could be a lot worse.

God damn it, braak needs women...

Also, somehow I left your message for me.