Actors! The only rule here is: NEVER use stage actors. Their heads are filled with crazy ideas that are very hard to get out. Basically everybody you recruit off the street is better at "acting naturally".
My first thought, when I saw the website was "Whoa, VirtuaGirl sure has some balls to do a Dollhouse version. Hello Lawsuit." then I saw the domain and suspected a very well done porn-phishing campaign (you think it's your TV channel's website. but it's really porn. It will be the next big thing in the business). Well and then I eventually believed it, bang'd my head on the table, and thought, it surely would have been a more mercyful way, to just not renew the show for a second season. Like they did with T:SCC instead of the sexvertising. Oh wait.
@crashedpc: The banana hammock is an urban legend we only remember from Borat and that sexual innuendo guy Todd from Scrubs.
I'm quite sure there is an etsy-shop selling the "Bullet" outfit. It's mostly magic marker and thread, even I could make that, and I can't tie my laces.
@dumanue: especially: no harm comes from the flashing. but still, somebody gets their phone out while driving and abuses the emergency hotline? (I'm from Europe. We always drive alone and never brake.)
ah diamagnetism rocks.
my physics teacher loved (among other things, mostly featuring people being hideously mutilated by X-rays or high voltage) to tell the story of how in college they used to get drunk in the lab and levitate fish.
the cool thing about this story is now, that they even managed to write and publish a paper in this state. clearly professionals at work here.
(at CERN they should have sufficient magnets to levitate humans I'd guess.)
And V for Vendetta! And she actually pre-deemed herself eternally via Léon.
@sharkd: Well, I did just google it, seeing as I grew up online (really. I was raised by middle aged cynics in a forum for IT pros.). Now I was prepared for anything. Really. Take it from somebody who analyzed goatse in photoshop to see if it was fake. For hours.
And you bring me simple foot fetish porn?! What the hell is wrong with you and who let you in my internet?
@IraeNicole: It's one of these confused movie lesbians. (With the common rule: She is a lesbo, thus she dies, or gets turned the right way, turns out she's been waiting for the prince. Exception: post 1985 lesbians have a 10% chance of not choosing that path. Post 2005: 5%. Divide by 3 if in college or not top billed actress. Multiply by 7 if female director. Set 100% if same actress played a lesbian in a previous movie. She won't ever die again.)
This has been extracted from my collection, which might of course be flawed.
This has been extracted from my collection, which might of course be flawed.
Might somebody please seed that torrent? (E31E889B...)
It's because I want to get to know the full story. No spoiling please.
@Bill-Lee: maybe the closest thing to slapstick; I loved that there were few jokes with punchlines, and more structural jokes, like everything related to baltar in the first two seasons. Oh I laughed so hard. And then the sucker got all spiritual.
so he doesn't want to play roles again of an ordinary person being put in an extraordinary situation (possibly concerning the destruction of humanity)?
dude, his carreer is so over.
dude, his carreer is so over.
you may be interested to learn, that I thought labeouf also starred in Wanted (when it was James McAvoy, who I've seen only once before with a fake british accent in becoming jane yes I watched the whole movie and it was not that bad sorry) (I would have dissed him so hard if he had, coz you know, ordinary person,... etc)
@crashedpc: agree. Ever since I saw him doing his "main thing" in a german dubbed, and safely cut, free TV* version of something with teleportation, I associate everybody sporting that grooved chin (you know what I mean, the ultra-manly one) with him, and subsequently hate them.
But Pirates was quite fun. I even made a "pg porn"-ish cut of it, to annoy people.
But Pirates was quite fun. I even made a "pg porn"-ish cut of it, to annoy people.
*) oh yeah baby, in germany we havv ze porn on free TH. well, only on workdays, and between 1 and 4am, so the kids don't watch it, but I had (twice!) a free day from school, and coinciding free porn on tv (it didn't happen that often. due to the lack of dubbed porn I hope, since that's anything but sexy. Often, it's not even hilarious, and when has badly dubbed stuff not been at least entertaining? That should give a fair idea of the quality.)
Also interesting: they cut away any male genitalia, female's okay though.
The site is even more fun, if you know german grammar above "guten tag"-level: Its written in some kind of "pig-german", of the kind Liz Lemon speaks.
They seem to have invested a lot of time, looking up and translating word-by-word, when Google Translate would have yielded a much smoother result. But it sure looks german, like stachenblocken.
They seem to have invested a lot of time, looking up and translating word-by-word, when Google Translate would have yielded a much smoother result. But it sure looks german, like stachenblocken.
@Plague:
Well this not-direction seems to be what everything James Cameron touches meanders to: Like Dark Angel, there are wonderful single episodes, though completely without context, then again they remember that there once was some kind of a larger plot, and create a bad episode full of foreshadowing that never will be of any relevance.
Well this not-direction seems to be what everything James Cameron touches meanders to: Like Dark Angel, there are wonderful single episodes, though completely without context, then again they remember that there once was some kind of a larger plot, and create a bad episode full of foreshadowing that never will be of any relevance.
Through Dark Angel I learned, that you can combat this, by watching the series in completely random order, like a Sitcom or Doctor Who. It lets you forget, that the shows suck at the bigger plot, and appreciate the single episodes... (although in Doctor Who they really manage everytime to create the impression of having no bigger plot, until the Finale wraps it all up, Bad Wolf...)
Ah, I can't wait for this to become reality, now that it's possible to generate sperm from eggs in the lab, soon da man will be extinct, muhahaha.
Reminds me of "The Vampire Lovers" ([www.imdb.com]).
In addition to the lesbo vampires stuff, it's made in the seventies, and they seemed to be out of old-vampiry-times wardrobe when it came to dressing the women...
In addition to the lesbo vampires stuff, it's made in the seventies, and they seemed to be out of old-vampiry-times wardrobe when it came to dressing the women...
