hummingpenguin commented on Red Bull Commercial Cleverly Disguised as New Jim Carrey Film

"When did Jim Carrey become such a pariah?"

hummingpenguin commented on Real World: Brooklyn Moving to Red Hook

"Just wanted to say that I'm geeking out about the Motherless Brooklyn pun."

hummingpenguin commented on Matthew Broderick: Caught Cheating On Sarah Jessica Parker?

"I hope Brolin and Wright sue those redneck cops."

hummingpenguin commented on Who Broke Up Over Bird Crap?

"puns...are...killing...me!"

hummingpenguin commented on In Which Reuters Assassinates Barack Obama

"Bulldozer driver eats, shoots, and leaves."

hummingpenguin commented on Batman Bale's Family Assault Interview

"@Mike_Jahn: yes he is and I think they some very interesting talks about American Psycho."

hummingpenguin commented on How The Dark Knight Became the Biggest Movie In the History of Ever

"Ledger needs an Oscar, period."

hummingpenguin commented on Britney Is A Mom 40% Of The Time

"BI is Mariah. Gillian Anderson is my goddess for the week."

hummingpenguin commented on One More Thing: Greatest Non-Humans in Movies and TV

"Fizzgig! "

hummingpenguin commented on Courtney Love Would Like Her Money Back, Ryan Adams

"@18thCFox: I've wondered if Norton was still in her life."

hummingpenguin commented on Talk Show Breaks Out at Race Riot

"@Oxycontinmoron: You're thinking who leaving what will be like what with the who-now?"

hummingpenguin commented on Who Knew? The Top 10 Unlikely Vocal Performances From Non-Singing Actors

"@Mark Graham: According to IMDB, he also sings on the soundtrack to Keeping the Faith."

hummingpenguin commented on Will Madonna Bring Justin & Britney Back Together?

"I think the Cyruses should be declared failed parents for letting Brett Fucking Ratner within 100 yards of their teenage daughter."

hummingpenguin commented on The Mystery Of Sarah Jessica Parker's Mole

"Christian Bale - LOL, because Robin would be to Batman 3 what Sophia Coppola was to Godfather 3. I was a big Barenaked Ladies fan in college, so, Steven Page, wtf?"

hummingpenguin commented on Reese Witherspoon Tells Jake Gyllenhaal What To Do

"@PilgrimSoul: They only make those jokes because they are either a) not getting any; or b) resentful of not being able to their feet on their coffee table."

hummingpenguin commented on Jay Leno Hints At ABC Gig

"@Frances Houseman: How impressed am I that Belize got in a bar fight..."

hummingpenguin commented on The World Wigs Out Over Angelina, Brad's Latest Additions

"Maddox, Pax, Knox - obviously a pattern there."

hummingpenguin commented on Isla Fisher Chooses Stardom Over Judaism, But All The Other Converted Actresses? Some Fine Lookin' Jews

"@sarrible: Why?"