Well done. :)
I only put up with the sob's at FOX TV, Washington DC and Jesus Freaks for that moment when I can be immortalized on a hologramed embryonic stemchip and turn myself off for 500 years until all of Dick Cheney's genes have been weeded out of the gene pool.
Now your telling me this might all be a fantasy? I think not! I take a rainbow of meds to keep me until my singulartarical birthday. At least three antidepressants, two mood stabilizers, one anti-psychotic and I moved to California in 2001 for obvious reasons. How the heck do you think I made it through the GW Bush years and Star Trek Enterprise?
There is no way I'm going to just sit here, be cured of cancer, grow ultra-sounded new teeth, listen to Ayn Rynites who never heard of the French Revolution, and passively watch humanity 'black hole' itself looking for God particles, WITHOUT the promise of out living my very species!
So somebody better Cray me up before I go all BSOD on this rock!