Don't get the one where the two temperature settings are labeled "1" and "2." You will drive yourself crazy trying to keep track of which one is hotter, and when your stew (or whatever) seems to be taking longer than you expected, you'll flip back and forth between the two settings repeatedly.
What's the age of consent in the UK? It would seem that the school would be aiding and abetting a crime if it's higher than 13. A quick googling tells me it's 16, which makes it an odd coincidence that the implant would wear out just as it would be legally useful.
Gloria's a trophy wife, so it makes some sense for her not to have a job, but it does seem unlikely that Phil could earn enough to feed a family of five in real estate in today's market.
If you're going to write a movie about a mythological being, read your Bullfinch first. Cupid doesn't have messenger minions, he is one. If you want to make a movie about a messenger minion, make him work for the actual goddess of love, not her son.
In order to be comparable to the captain leaving the sinking ship, Obama would have to be trying to leave his job prematurely, like a Sarah Palin, not trying to stay at his post for another four years.