But every once in a great, long while, a show rewards you for sticking around. I could've lived without the first season and half of "Parks and Rec," but season three -- once the casting had been ironed out, and the writers were able to escape that "Office spinoff" crap -- was just about my favorite thing ever.
Your mother, along with anyone who has ever belonged to a sorority. The site is 90% "inspirational" quotes to perk up your workout. Including quotes attributed to goddamn Gatorade bottles.
When I was about 9 or 10 years old, my strange love of Aerosmith led me to ask my parents about the mystery lyrics in "Sweet Emotion" ("Can't catch me, 'cause the rabbit done died"). The Google generation will never fully appreciate the awkward hilarity of adults explaining the concepts of animal testing and deadbeat fathers to a small child.