he consistently ruins film after film that i want to see...
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i used to wait tables on the graveyard shift, and i could always tell when it was a full moon because customers were even crazier than usual. and i don't believe in none of that astrology mumbo-jumbo, neither.
i think it's probably a mix of all of the rationales postulated above.
Steven Spielberg to direct E.T. sequel starring Macauley Caulkin, E.T. Part Two, Speak N' Spell Phones Home Alone... most of his movies are glorified product placement shots anyway.
anyone else want to play on the pun train? Patron Silver and Gold, Absolut Ruby Red... this stuff writes itself.
man, i drink a lot.