I am SICK and TIRED of these... oh, hell, Samuel L. can do it.
@TheFirstBardo:

5) How come being "cast out" threw Thor through a space portal instead of across Bifröst, the rainbow bridge conecting Asgard to Midgard, realm of mortals?

A: In a universe of 'science explains mostly everything' the space portal is very likely supposed to be analogous to Bifrost. Maybe it's the BIFROST WORMHOLE! I dunno.
@kingcrim84: I was fairly certain that the actual Asgardian chick said that line.
So the real question is, can we find a Highlander that small to rob them of their immortality?
"Yeah baby, I'm like, teal inches long."
They'll all go crazy and kill each other, and then somebody at the end will say...

"I guess this proves... that the devil is in all of us."

WHAT A TWIST!
@Bill-Lee: "Odin, dinner!" "... Hold... hold on, my horns and boots are stuck in the door..."
I made it through 41 seconds of the Jensen Project trailer. I will be seeking emergency medical assistance momentarily.
Frost: Hot as hell in here.

Hudson: Yeah man, but it's a DRY heat!
@SterlingArcher: I wanted to see REC after seeing Quarantine. I doubt I'm the only one. It'll probably work for this, too.
Damn, Mrs. Incredible is looking mighty fine in the provided picture...
This is an amalgamation of epic win and epic UGH. I love it.
@Lincolnsbeard33: Jeff Goldblum reading the postcard makes me rofl everytime.
@Gonzobot: Naughtymaking begets naughtymaking! An eternity of sin!
@Al Swearengen hates cocksuckers: When Bard puts the arrow into Smaug to kill him, he'll EXPLODE! VIOLENTLY!

(great name btw, love Al)
At least Jackson Rathbone in the Last Airbender movie can yell 'Woo-hoo-hoo!' and sound like Sokka.
@bimplebean: Blast. I was hoping the key to longevity was ludicrous amounts of naughtymaking.
With that much terror, it must have been Carrot Top.
I hate amazing 'one-off' concept art pieces for one reason; I can never get enough of the world the piece is depicting.
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