Iiiiiiii just write everything out with a pencil.
But yeah, definitely the date.
Under what circumstances would you be okay with a total stranger slapping your child in the face multiple times?
Let's say in some mythical dream land you have a child that throws a tantrum in a super market. It's a batshit insane scenario, I know, but hear me out.
Your kid is throwing this tantrum (which, again, we both know would never happen in a million years, but play along) and the events described in this article play out.
Would you or would you not be okay with a total stranger hitting your child in the face multiple times?
I guess my question is - isn't a mockumentary different than a fake documentary?