@wrjohnston19283: True. But I wonder about places that don't. And really, if some retailer realized the price was wrong couldn't they simply refuse service?
@RandomHookup: In states that do that sort of thing, what do they do if someone walks around a grocery store slyly repricing everything?
@admiral_stabbin: I was always a fan of the Black Warrior pencils myself.
*rolls eyes*

Iiiiiiii just write everything out with a pencil.

@j-o-h-n: In Nogard13's defense the slashes do sorta look like ones. Or it was a joke.

But yeah, definitely the date.

@savdavid: I'd have gone with "Previously Enjoyed Openings" myself.
@itiswhatitis: Since you've dodged my question a second time I will plainly ask you this:

Under what circumstances would you be okay with a total stranger slapping your child in the face multiple times?

@edebaby: When did beating kids become a political issue?
@itiswhatitis: You didn't answer my question!

Let's say in some mythical dream land you have a child that throws a tantrum in a super market. It's a batshit insane scenario, I know, but hear me out.

Your kid is throwing this tantrum (which, again, we both know would never happen in a million years, but play along) and the events described in this article play out.

Would you or would you not be okay with a total stranger hitting your child in the face multiple times?

@itiswhatitis: And you'd be okay with complete strangers beating your children in public?
@itiswhatitis: "My children would never mis-behave in public..." Hahahahahahaha. Nice troll. I fell for it.
@itiswhatitis: Please please please pleasepleaseplease never have children.
@Galactica: Maybe, just maybe he clicked on Dan's name and saw all 4 comments Dan has ever made, including the one he quoted.
According to the post title, the new Stargate is going to be in the vein of Spinal Tap? That's a mockumentary, right? Or is it a rockmockumentary?

I guess my question is - isn't a mockumentary different than a fake documentary?

@audemars: My wife used to work at a coffee place (Beaners in East Lansing, MI) and she said there was one woman who would come in and regularly order some cheap coffee drink. But then she'd ask the staff to "add this" and "add that" until it was pretty much one of the more expensive drinks.
@LittleDragon: Sounds like a couple of kids playing video games, one soundly beating the other. "But, but... my controller is broken!"
@ianmac47: Why not just poof read before you bost?
@Platypus Man: Or that scene took place after Faraday returned on the sub.
@Justin Barbieri: Yeah, I just logged in to post a comment to that effect. Looks like we'll all be seeing increased/new fees in the near future.
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