John: I am the Sherminator, a sophisticated Sex-Robot sent through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
Cameron: And I am lucky lady?
John: Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.
(both break into hysterical laughter, then awkward-sexual-tension-silence)
Sarah: (hiding behind the door) I told them watching those American Pie movies mess with people's brains. Hell, I'm seeing bald midgets where there are no bald midgets!
Cameron: And I am lucky lady?
John: Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me if you want to live.
(both break into hysterical laughter, then awkward-sexual-tension-silence)
Sarah: (hiding behind the door) I told them watching those American Pie movies mess with people's brains. Hell, I'm seeing bald midgets where there are no bald midgets!
John: Sooo... you already finished all your homework assignments, right?
Cameron: And all the ones that we'll be given for the rest of the semester. I don't sleep.
John: I might be able to help with that.
Cameron: Really? How?
John: Have you seen this movie called Serenity?
Cameron: ...nooooo.
John: Eta kooram nah shmech!
Cameron: ... (THUD)
John: Mom was right - those Russian classes would pay off one day! (takes Cameron's homework, erases her name, and signs his own)
Cameron: And all the ones that we'll be given for the rest of the semester. I don't sleep.
John: I might be able to help with that.
Cameron: Really? How?
John: Have you seen this movie called Serenity?
Cameron: ...nooooo.
John: Eta kooram nah shmech!
Cameron: ... (THUD)
John: Mom was right - those Russian classes would pay off one day! (takes Cameron's homework, erases her name, and signs his own)
