@Norseness: My thoughts exactly. That's precisely the problem I've had with every negative review of this film I've read. Critics who didn't like it were either taking themselves very seriously or were turned off by the over-the-top nature of it all. The latter's fine but I really don't need to explain why the former is not conducive to film criticism. I'd say this review was a mixture of the two.

Of course, I already know for a fact that this film is right up my alley (I ♥ both Sirk & Argento) so I could be a wee bit biased.
This is obviously a case of beauty being in the eye of the beholder and whatnot 'cause everything you just said only makes me want to see this movie more. And I've already read the script!
Really? A fuckin' cello? At least with cancer there's an end in sight!
@Chuck: Bad '70s Italian horror film? Bu--but, that's an oxymoron!
@jk-47: Summer Glau's reaction was priceless! That must be her Comic-Con face.
@Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: I'd like to attack Megan's Pink Ranger! *wink*
I prefer the "snake latches onto nipple" scene from Night of the Demons.
Isn't it funny how misleading horror movie posters can be? I mean, honestly, who didn't want to see a murderous jack-o-lantern wield a butcher knife? And to this day, I still have no idea who's on that Scream poster.
@psybab: With the exception of The Two Towers, I agree. Am I the only person who thinks the first LOTR film is the best of the trilogy?
Larter is a paradox to me: I know she can't act, yet I still find her horribly attractive! I call it the Johansson factor.
@Julius Seizure - Gall Bladder Free: I don't know who came up with that, but if I ever get a pet cat I'm so naming it Thunderpussy.
@Lassus: Searching for logic in Heroes is about as easy as finding a needle in a haystack. And even that is easier, I'd guess.
Smallville's been consistently average this season -- which is a compliment. Here's hoping it knocks the ball out of the park. It's far less insulting than Heroes at this point, at least.
@Kiamat: Totally forgot about Blade. Excellent point!
@txtphile: As a black male, I couldn't agree more.
@Pessimippopotamus: I can see it now: 2 Girls, 1 Baccarin. It can't fail! #v
@acrobatic rabbit: Can anyone direct me to the universe consisting of nothing but shrimp? That sounds nice. #science
@Lassus: She's Morena frickin' Baccarin, guys! She could put a paper bag over her head and it'd start to look hot after a while... #lost
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