I see a lot of "fuck you"s going on here. I'm going to take this opportunity to once again quote my Poppy, "Never say fuck 'em, cause that's too good for them. What you want to do is piss on 'em, cause that's what they deserve."
Ricky Martin has always been an undeniably handsome man, but I can't tell you how much I appreciate that he appears to be letting his face age. Because, even dreamier than a really, really ridiculously good looking man, is a man who doesn't care too much that he's a really, really ridiculously good looking man.
I didn't delete one or two of them until I got a new phone, so it's not just you that was thinking about that. We could write our own song.
Oh, god, the Jessica/Hillary comparison is happening in real life in my family. My cousin and my Uncle's fiance are both pregs. Cousin is a teeny tiny human being, she's pocket-sized and I only hate her for it sometimes. Fiance (not Grizz's fiance, Fiance) is 5'8" and more athletically built. Cousin gets, "Oh, you're so tiny"s, Fiance keeps getting asked if she's having twins. What I'm saying is, shut it tabloids.
Also, "I'll go to rehab, I just want to enjoy myself one last time." is addict for, "I don't want to go to rehab."
I'm going to go ahead and quote Nina Garcia here, "Short, tight, and shiny is the quickest way to look cheap." I'll also add see-through to that.
Look, jerks will be jerks. I had a Superman t-shirt on in a meeting, not a low-cut or super-tight fitting t-shirt, just a t-shirt on. I looked across the table and my art director was paying zero attention to the meeting sketching the Superman logo. No cleavage whatsoever and he figured out a way to be distracted.
Also, I can count 4 married couples, with babies, whose relationships began in drunken, sexy shenanigans.
What I'm saying is, all of your arguments are invalid, lady.
Diplo never met any member of the extremely attractive Mennonite family that lives next door to my parents. For them, sexy never went away.
I'm going go old school here, Jean-Claude Van Damn! He looks hot. Don't be embarrassed Luke, I once harbored a strange attraction to Fat Joe, when he was still fat.
Maybe she meant he could be a role model if he'd changed at all, and wasn't still a raging rageaholic baby.
This is really all I wanted to say about Sherri Shepherd.
Can we reverse the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo? I'll even get a kickstarter campaign going to raise the $15 million we paid Mexico for Arizona. Or, OR! We could fold Arizona back into New Mexico, New Mexicans seem pretty cool, maybe they could mellow the Arizonans out?
To quote Snoop Dogg (which the teachers of Arizona would no longer be able to do), for shizzle. I used to have a teacher roommate, I'd leave work at 5 and meet up with her teacher friends at a happy hour, say a half hour later, it was plastered-city. These would be inner-city Philadelphia elementary school teachers.
Is it in any way weird that I think Taylor Swift is an older Prim here? And the Civil Wars lady is maybe an older Katniss? Or do I seriously need to look into hobbies or possibly a life? Maybe both?
You could get them at Boarders for sure when the last book came out. I'd keep my eyes peeled for Hot Topic to be selling them soon, if you're really interested. Editing to add [www.hottopic.com]
I'm going with crazy magic wand-related, paint bucket mishap.
I also find the handing of her purse to Hailey Steinfeld weirdly adorable, who just happened to be the nearest person sitting also sort of near Meryl's husband. I want Meryl to be my wacky, yet refined aunt.
I found this so adorable that this morning it was one of the first things I talked to my officemate about.
I made the mistake/not mistake of reading an article that summarized the police report this morning I can't imagine that these girls did. It's horrifying and I can't imagine the terror Rihanna must have been feeling while it was all happening. To make light of it, say that she deserved it, or that he could do what he did to her to them, I can't even make a point about it, it's too upsetting.
I think she is, but I think it's less vibrant. More strawberry blonde than red-red. At least that's what the science channel marathon of Firefly taught me yesterday about the former Mrs. Malcolm Reynolds.
Announcing that a major funder pulled their funding from your organization isn't throwing someone under the bus, it's a press release.
