lucyzero commented on Biggest garbage dump: Oceans or Space?

"@B: ...thus solving the problem forever. Right?"

lucyzero commented on Poll: Do You Srsly Hate Park Slope? Would You Live There?

"Ooh, let's all learn more about Straightgawker and Tom Foolery. I still require additional information to decide who is the better human being."

lucyzero commented on Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Sobriety By Dropping Trou For 'NY Mag'

"Ay yai yai--aren't those things fake?"

lucyzero commented on Blame Game: Jenny Craig Fires Kirstie Alley, Thanks To Scientology's 'Detox Program'?

"Wow, y'all must really not like fat people!"

lucyzero commented on Val Kilmer Replaces Will Arnett As Voice Of K.I.T.T. Due To Conflict Of Truck-Pimping Interest

"They should have called Alec Baldwin and had a "talking like this" contest."

lucyzero commented on Fake Titstimonials: We Asked, You Answered

"@LaFemme: I think that's the condition New York has--her "breast aug" does not seen to have fixed it though..."

lucyzero commented on Some Women Make Choices Their Peers (And Parents) Just Don't Understand

"Ugh."

lucyzero commented on Megan Meier: Just Your Average, Small Dog-Loving, Depressed, Bipolar, A.D.D. Suburban Babi

"Being a teenager is a disease that we can cure with antipsychotic medication, right?"

lucyzero commented on 100 Trippy Balloons Do the Atom Dance

"Balloons=totally evil viz."

lucyzero commented on What Science Should We Punk Next?

"Give us Samarkand/Xi'an Silk Road Punk!"

lucyzero commented on A Weapon That Makes You Hear Voices in Your Head

"blergh, where can you get one?"

lucyzero commented on Which Scifi Drug Do You Wish You Could Take?

"also, FOCUSYN"

lucyzero commented on Which Scifi Drug Do You Wish You Could Take?

"SUPERCOOL"

lucyzero commented on Reviewers Take Wild Ride Through Ricki Lake's 'Awesome' Vagina In The Business Of Being Born

"Reminds me of Monty Python: "And this is the most expensive machine in the hospital!""

lucyzero commented on Reviewers Take Wild Ride Through Ricki Lake's 'Awesome' Vagina In The Business Of Being Born

"Curlygirl: Midwives in the US are regulated."

lucyzero commented on The greatest letter in our history

"Damn kids!"

lucyzero commented on Shocker: Not All Luxuries Are Created Equal

"Luxury consumers, do you ever think about the villages of people you could feed for a year instead of buying a purse?"

lucyzero commented on Buenos Aires, Where The Barbie Dream House Becomes A Reality

"Also BA has plenty of shocking, grinding poverty, as well as literal child whores."