You could take your stance, but you're going to have to be willing to sacrifice the friendship/family connection for cash, which brings up the question, how much is worth it to do so? Will depend on the level of friendship/love of course.
It's ok though Dan, I still love you either way. I'm just happy to have two teams to talk shit about you to now. GO PATS KEHD
Then again, I've never once laughed at South Park or anything else Parker and Stone have done, so maybe I just don't 'get it.'