I find it hard to believe that in your whole life you haven't seen a claw hammer, have you never walked into a hardware store, looked in your dads garage when you where a kid, hung a picture frame, i'm genuinely intrigued.
@b2trumpet: Well,if Rain Man is the template, he can be a super hacker, but bad a picking up chicks...OMG, he's just a nerd going trough puberty,we found him out.
you're right he might have found a way that unlocks the achievements thru a glitch or something, need more story definitely.