mariospants commented on Can Prayer Lower Gas Prices? These People Think So

"@danseuse322: "but I don't think God is upset over people who do."

mariospants commented on UPDATE: Ruby Tuesday Says Man Ordered Fatal Crab Dish

"oh, one more thing, my dad is allergic to shellfish, and the smell alone turns him off."

mariospants commented on UPDATE: Ruby Tuesday Says Man Ordered Fatal Crab Dish

"I'm surprised nobody accused the victim of attempting to get his meal comped..."

mariospants commented on "Whole Chicken Breast" Actually Chicken Part Composite

"@lookatmissohio: Oh yeah?"

mariospants commented on Don't Hate On Doom III, It Made Money

"Any game that scares the shit out of me that much deserves praise."

mariospants commented on Animal Crossing Wii At E3 Already Confirmed?

"Hopefully they get rid of all of that tedious train travel and saving bullshit with Resetti."

mariospants commented on Beer Pong For WiiWare Gets Neutered, Complaints

"So they had a choice: either sell it as a Mature title and sell it to older teenagers and college students anyway or neuter it and sell it to absolutely no one?"

mariospants commented on A Reminder That Wario Land: Shake It Is Awesome Looking

"Not a big fan of the Wiimote-tipping & shaking, but this looks like it will be all flavors of awesomeness."

mariospants commented on Some States Continue To Sell Lottery Tickets Long After The Top Prize Has Already Been Awarded

"So if the orginal complainant isn't satisfied with a simple notification that the grand prize has already been won for a particular prize (already available on web sites and likely if he asks the vendor), he is essentially asking for is a refund if he doesn't win the lottery. That's ass-hatness to a high degree."

mariospants commented on American Airlines Cancels Flight Because Their Customers Are Too Pissed Off To Fly

"Pilot to maddening crowd: "Just remember - we can fly the smooth and easy route or we can fly Air Turbulance."

mariospants commented on Lowe's Self Check Out Is Apparently Just A Huge Pain In The Ass

"@mac-phisto: I, too, have experienced the "please remove item from baggage area" at Home Depot and it was totally intermittent and was driving my wife and I nuts."

mariospants commented on Sports Chalet Treadmill SALE!!! Save Two Cents!!!

""2.75/1.75 chp motor mach z motor"..."

mariospants commented on Thompson Calls Judge "Raving Wild Woman", "Unhinged"

"God, I would love to have him review video games."

mariospants commented on Yep, Finally Did It, Got The Squirt A Name

"@Fox: "What in the world would anybody be able to do with name of an unborn child?"

mariospants commented on This Partially Filled Half-Gallon Of Milk Is Reasonably Priced

"I like this story, it's got merit."

mariospants commented on Public Storage Closes Early And Locks You Inside

"well, apparently the OPs weren't creative enough: feining injury or a heart attack would be a good start. What I want to know is does this mean you have impunity to break into adjoining lockers and steal shit because nobody is going to come and stop you?"

mariospants commented on Spherion Corp. Steals $426,000 From Widow

"This is a downright scary story."

mariospants commented on Games Today: We Do Melodrama?

"I am so done with melodrama."