I have been. there. (And even worse since I had an online grocery delivery service!) Good for you for making it out, and even if it didn't go exactly as you'd wished, you still made it and you're still alive! Best of luck with the therapy and meds—I need to get back with the program, too. :hugs:
I want Michelle Obama to be my mom, my President, my spiritual advisor, and my best girlfriend.
I WANT THAT DAY FOR MY LIFE.
Pssh, who needs the studies? That's full of Vitamin A! It's already healthy as far as I'm concerned.
Nope, it's a DCism. DC subway = the metro.
Well, thanks for that little exercise in retrograde stereotype reinforcement! For the record, the three tiniest dicks I've ever seen have all been attached to white dudes—what does it mean??! Could it possibly be that penis size varies from man to man, with little correlation to that man's height, hand size, or ethnic background? CRAZY!
Ask me! I've done it way too many times!
My cat has a real talent for waiting until the worst moment to let it all out. The last time I flew with her, she waited until after I'd just checked her puppy pad in the bathroom immediately before heading to the gate and getting onto the jetway with no turning back—in other words, precisely the longest possible time I could be trapped in an airplane with a stinky cat carrier. I was able to change out the puppy pad at the next airport before sprinting to make my connection, but it still smelled foul, and we were on such a tiny plane. D: That little air blower did nothing. NOTHING! I felt so bad and was hoping people just thought it was me or something...
I definitely had to close the book (or Kindle cover) and put it away for the night. That was a real gut puncher.
I think the incessant pounding of drums was making me feel physically ill... Effective, George RR!
I never "got" Kristen Bell until I finally mainlined all of Veronica Mars a few summers back. But now I get it! And this! Makes me love! (Ahem, LoVe!) Her! Even more! Forever! And ever! Please choose better movie projects!
Oh god. You know *exactly* what he's reading in those panels. Whhhhhyyyyyyy indeed!
Well, if you take out the "diet" part...
One of my favorite Ben Wyatt moments!
Ugh, I haaate mattress shopping! So expensive, and it always feels like people are trying to rip you off some way or another, or else you're going to buy the wrong thing and wake up with scoliosis... After recent visits to my mom's and sister's, I'm pro-Tempurpedic/foam mattresses (and pillows!). If you do go for an inner-spring, skip the box springs and get a platform bed instead. Box springs are such a pain in the ass to move-- who needs 'em?

Godspeed. And never buy the stain protection!

I read an article some time ago that exercise creates new brain cells that were found to be particularly resistant to stress (oh, here it is, I think). The more of those I can get, the better!
That was awesome. Thanks for sharing!
By the way, I'm going through and hearting everyone who also has The One Hair, and I will think of you every time it rears its awful, wiry head.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I have that one hair, too! You pluck it out and it is GIGANTIC and thick and HOW WAS THAT EVEN IN MY FACE?!!?!
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