napthia9 commented on Wanted's Millar To Reboot Superman?

"@grime: It's a gift."

napthia9 commented on 21 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Go See Disaster Movie

"This isn't a disaster, this is a tragedy."

napthia9 commented on Wanted's Millar To Reboot Superman?

""I want to revamp Superman like Hillary wants thin ankles." Bwuh?"

napthia9 commented on Dancing Decepticons + Cartoon Electronica = Awesome

"Meh, I'll stick with the intro to King Gainer for my dancing robot needs."

napthia9 commented on Will Seth Rogen Make You Care About The Green Hornet?

"I would see this movie if Tony Jaa was in it."

napthia9 commented on Wanted's Original Ending Makes Contempt For Audience Into Art Form

"@Pope John Peeps II: "And it's completely misogynistic."

napthia9 commented on Remix The Moaning Ladies Of The Spirit

"@smcallah: Eh, the hookers in Sin City were still in a very precarious position, as evidenced by the fact that one of the major plotlines revolved around a major threat to the women's control."

napthia9 commented on Only The Girls' Swim Team Can Stop A Mad Scientist's Super Virus

"Once again, Aquafina is the only way to defeat evil. Is it so much to ask for an all-powerful baddie that can be defeated by dirt?"

napthia9 commented on Can Old-School Jewish Humor Survive in the Future?

"I don't like Adam Sandler."

napthia9 commented on Dystopian Science Fiction Can Save The World, According To You

"No mention of Octavia Butler's work on that list?"

napthia9 commented on Welcome To The Summer Of White Guilt

"@RAHfanboy: io9 is probably not the place for intense political discussion, so I won't explain why the invasion of Iraq is illegal."

napthia9 commented on Welcome To The Summer Of White Guilt

"@RAHfanboy:First off, understand this."

napthia9 commented on Welcome To The Summer Of White Guilt

"Funny how nowadays the only people in movies fighting the Man -are- the Man. @RAHfanboy: What are you -talking- about, the average American doesn't hate America like Hollywood does?"

napthia9 commented on Where Is The Posthuman Bertie Wooster?

"@Lizfu: Ooh, that's very interesting."

napthia9 commented on "Scary Movie" Crew Will Destroy Our Genre

"Can we stop using Pam Anderson's picture to illustrate everything to do with these crappy movie-makers?"

napthia9 commented on The Food Riots Are Getting Worse

"@Sihanouk-s-Poodle: BWAHAHA!"

napthia9 commented on 21 Ways To Eradicate Campiness From Science Fiction

"Excepting 8 and 9, I vote no on removing campiness from all of sci-fi."

napthia9 commented on Titans Take Us Past Puberty -- And Defeat The Justice League

"@BullfightsOnAcid: No wonder he wants to quit."