So the dog getting stuck in the snow while out taking a dump and then freeing itself was a symbol of New Yorkers dealing with the snow storm?

Nice.
List needs more songs with reggae and less "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer".

I get put on hold a lot and these songs are fucking amazing in comparison to the half-ass, bleary shit I'll hear every day until sometime around Jan 20th.
@Galvarez: And yes Oceans 11, I know.
@Galvarez: I wasn't aware that poker chips are now legal tender.

Why didn't he go to Walmart and buy like a billion dollars worth for $50?

Either way, I'm eating SIRLOIN steak tonight!
@Madfall: I for one support this idea. Sadly as a peon, my vote is meaningless.

(. . )
@DennyCrane: You're waiting for the weekend?
@MareCrisium: I'd prefer that the landed gentry use spellcheck and do more investigative journalism if I'm to be a peon around here.

Also if they could ease up on the asparagus and caffeine. I prefer a better class of pee as well.

#crosstalk
Hey marketing, this means Gawker is now open source. Run with it.

#crosstalk
Wait, I'm a peasant of Gawker? I should consider finding a better class of landed gentry. One that knows how to use spellcheck.
Now Gawker can claim that it's open source. Turn the bug into a feature and the terrorkiddies lose.
Proof that ugly people can get laid if they're born privileged.

(A gold-digger's) love is blind.
I'm much more inclined to piss in his coffee than not piss in his coffee.

Not that anyone was asking.
@Groucho Marxism: That's not a problem. They'll simply mandate that the reduced government police the blasphemous info-tubes.

Case closed.
found a loophole: [www.ownapieceofamerica.com]

the tea partiers still haven't grasped that the internet, ultimately, is not their friend
I've got part of a condo and can use it one week out of every year. Does that mean I get to vote every 52 years?
@LehemSteel: I tried to watch their gimmicky little bullshit site but my marketing allergy flared up and I vomited all over my desk.
@miss melis, bee girl for the 21st century: They appear to have that asinine, we're always right, can't see farther than the nose on their face quality that most people find unendurable for more than 5 minutes at a time and I feel your hunch is probably correct.
4chan has used a limited censorship model for years including banning blocks of IP addresses that are attack vectors, filtering words, insta-bans, etc. Another 4chan policy that applies to this case is the refusal to allow coordination of raids on websites like Tumblr. It would appear that the mods exempted the $cientology raids however.

CP is a lifetime ban for an IP address. Unfortunately, proxies allow the knowledgeable internet user to hop to a different IP address instantly and continue using the site. Unfortunately an algorithm has not been developed (and probably never will) that can scan a photo and identify the content with accuracy enough to decide whether a naked child has been featured. Banning all pictures is the only 100% accurate way of stopping CP.

As for the gore: stop being a pussy and scroll past it.
On the one hand I don't want people like this raising a child, on the other hand if they terminate this one (or not!) they can do it again in an attempt for more publicity.

Can we keep the fetus and abort the parents?

It's a shame they don't have any friends to do the decent thing and slap the shit out of them.
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