Reaction time.
I don't play twitch-based games in general, and when I do, I certainly don't online or competing against other people. Something turn-based and/or coop might be a good start.
Also, I find the PS3 controller to be *much* friendlier than the 360 controller (the 360 controller seems to need to be held at a very unintuitive angle for the right buttons to be handy) so that might be a better choice for someone comfortable with older consoles.
It seems like trying to manage all the different combinations of outcomes is going to become very difficult for us completists.
He's been reviewing games for a long time, tends to give contrarian reviews (and to use the whole 1 - 100 scale) and is the only reviewer I've ever heard people refer to by name ('a Tom Chick review') rather than where it was published ('a Game Informer review').
He's about as famous as you can be as a game reviewer. Which is to say, not very famous at all, apparently.
Final Fantasy: You first heard about 'A Song of Fire and Ice' when it was being made into an HBO show, but since then you've read three of the books.