pink_clerical_collar commented on This Week's TV: Giant Rats, Alien Sex, And Stuart Gordon's Ultimate Horror

"VB's episode is actually "Dr."

pink_clerical_collar commented on Five Reasons Why We're Not Proud To Buy American Cars

"Um, guys: There is a bill in Congress, *right now*, to get Universal Health Care for Americans."

pink_clerical_collar commented on What Would The Ultimate Nerd Wish-Fulfillment Look Like?

"As for nerd nirvana: I'd want *all* nerds to get a fair shake. Aggie nerds; organic and urban aggie nerds; architectural nerds; botany nerds; heavy-heavy academic nerds; hell, everybody who earns the otaku label, get props for knowing stuff, so they can feel good about sharing what they know, instead of being afraid of being laughed at. Oh, yeah, bullies?"

pink_clerical_collar commented on What Would The Ultimate Nerd Wish-Fulfillment Look Like?

"Ever since i was a lil' p-c-c, i wanted a COLOSSUS t-shirt.... *snif*"

pink_clerical_collar commented on Baby Carriages Just Look Cooler On Battlestar Galactica

"@symmetriad: who's a lil' toaster?"

pink_clerical_collar commented on Two Weeks Of Not Having To Wonder What To Wear Could Be Yours!

"*sigh* I just want a Guild totebag, to put my discounted M.A.C."

pink_clerical_collar commented on What Would The Ultimate Nerd Wish-Fulfillment Look Like?

"And speaking of nerd fantasies, no one saw fit to announce that it's almost X-DAY? Praise "Bob"."

pink_clerical_collar commented on What Would The Ultimate Nerd Wish-Fulfillment Look Like?

"@corpore-metal: This is the part of me that always secretly roots for HAL, Colossus, the Terminator... Secretly?"

pink_clerical_collar commented on Which Secret Scifi Spy Group Could Actually Stop Terrorism?

"Yes, the Bene Gesserit FTW! Not every org can breed its own god, you know."

pink_clerical_collar commented on Teal'c Spills His Stargate Knowledge, Trashes The Trek

"And it's still sub-par, if not borderline retarded, because it has never dealt with its most provocative premise: Every major religion on Earth was founded by an evil alien slug. Except Buddha, Muhammad and Jesus, those were flukes. Maybe not the flukes like in that X-FILES episode, but flukes, nevertheless. C'mon, how seriously am I to take the whole idea of the System Lords, who act like pissy Eurotrash but in fact spent a lot of their time shaping one of Earth's cultures theologically?"

pink_clerical_collar commented on Spider-Man Terrorizes Chattanooga!

"Better that than: Thong stickup Thieves. (nope, not gonna link to it..."

pink_clerical_collar commented on You Have Ten Seconds To Reach Minimum Safe Distance

"For once I'd like to see a admiral or captain slap the nearest subordinate who cheers when a genocide occurs. This is a awesome, horrible thing that they do, and should at least be considered in silence by pious people, who wonder if their God(s) approve or not, on what they have done. If God matters, then a massive destruction should be contemplated as eating ortolans -- under a cloth, so the sin and the pleasure cannot be seen. It would be different, anyway, than people cheering as if a touchdown occurred."

pink_clerical_collar commented on A Few Simple Vitamins Can Repair Genetic Mutation

"and through infusions of iron, too."

pink_clerical_collar commented on Four Butt-Kicking Girls Who Should Be Generals in the War Against the Machines

"why not Lohan? The girl can act, and there's nothing like a training regimen run by ex-Navy SEALS to get a girl on the clean-and-sober wagon."