Wait, wait . . . Peter chose to end his existence? I thought he had that greatness thrust upon him.
What? Wash DIED? Thanks for that, I guess.
@NickFoote: Watch out when the team dumps a gatoroid on the coach.

Hijinks ensue.
"It's gonna turn into Glee."

These are the jokes, people.
This is the stealthiest training video I've ever seen. I can now start my own killing spree, complete with arcane symbolism.
@cortexiphansession: My daughter just collapsed in laughter when I showed her your comment. +1
@Satki: Awesome. Busted up at work.
@elSpanielo: This. She should vote for a sandwich.
@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: I scrolled quickly to the end to determine which fantasy I should engage, and then I too was disturbed. Can I get an ew?
@Log1c: Naked Mud Knife is my new band name.
@MonkeyT: Complete yes. In the shower if possible.
@Darius_Roberti: It's right there. I'm looking right at it.
@antonchigurh: You can't find Uranus?
@exwizard: SOME Mormons believe that. A lot of Mormons think that's bosh.
@chadbeckwith: Although "Campbell's calcified spooge" would be in the running.
@SinisterBill: Tell me SMG doesn't mean Sarah Michelle Geller here.
Water out my nose at 2001: Dalmatians.
@crosis101: My son and the neighborhood kids went crazy over my starter sets a few years ago. We had a local Netrunner revival. Such a cool little game.
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