Wow, Adrian, this is such a great piece I'm surprised to find it on Gawker. (No offense meant, I've been loyal since the good "awl" days!) This definitely gives me faith in Nick's vision of a post-blog gawker.
I'll agree with him until August, when I will just stop giving a shit about my personal appearance beyond wearing dark shirts that hide the massive amount of sweat that 5 minutes walking down the sidewalk produces.