Wow, Adrian, this is such a great piece I'm surprised to find it on Gawker. (No offense meant, I've been loyal since the good "awl" days!) This definitely gives me faith in Nick's vision of a post-blog gawker.

Great Piece!!

I love that as big of a story that this is for college football, it's still not important enough to interrupt NFL pre game programming.

"What? JoePa died? Kick that down to ESPN2."

I believe the poster is referring to the two drinks after the 5 double scotches.
That's the sausage gravy and its sooooo good.
That's the sausage gravy and its soooo good.
If the Tea Party is allowed to talk about "2nd Amendment solutions", am I allowed to talk about French Revolution solutions?
Why not make a Viper pilot game based on the BSG reboot?
I'm pretty sure that when death comes for me, it will sound like the C train.
I'll agree with him until August, when I will just stop giving a shit about my personal appearance beyond wearing dark shirts that hide the massive amount of sweat that 5 minutes walking down the sidewalk produces.
Before this guy wants to write a book championing the French ideals of "sex and women," i think he should watch the movie "Taken."
Did he salt it like he does his pizza?
If that's the case shouldn't Jean Claude Van Damme been in this movie? Dude's been married five time. Twice to the same woman!
What? They have bar carts on the Metro North and none on the LIRR? I think I'm entitled to an overpriced tall boy on my way back from Long Beach!
1.Patricia Arguette

2. The Office
2.1 Cathy Bates
2.2Rob Lowe
2.7Ricky Gervais

3. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher?
@Z und Vielpunkt's chick: Wow, either we were in the same theater Saturday night, or this really is a wide spread thing.
@plasticene: Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
@firtaid: It seems a little steep to me too, but I think it falls under the same category as flashing a stranger in a Wall-Mart parking lot.
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