Purple Dave commented on The Backpack Bicycle For Ultra-Portable, Potentially Dangerous Transportation

"@ANoel: Yeah, but this thing looks like it would be so much more effective as a backpack than it ever would be as a mode of transportation."

Purple Dave commented on Microsoft Spending $300+ Million To Tell Consumers Vista Doesn't Suck

"Screw Vista, but here's a much-needed dose of reality for the Cheswickisms."

Purple Dave commented on Hide Your Fancy Car Stereo Behind a Very Crappy Car Stereo

"@bobx3: I-Ron Butterfly, of course."

Purple Dave commented on Comic Explains Why Solid Snake Never Gets Any Fox Tail

"@ThaiGrocer: Philip J."

Purple Dave commented on This Wii Hard Drive Is So Damn Phony (And Funny)

"All together now, 1, 2, 3, D'oh! @NobleArc, The Lazy Canadian: You're so making that up."

Purple Dave commented on Mad Catz Secures Petz Licenz

"@Eltigro: My sister was once bitten by a moosez. @enewtabie: Oh, my."

Purple Dave commented on Mad Catz Secures Petz Licenz

"Actually, what I'm waiting to see is for the logical release of the Mad Catz game, where you're given a kitten, and everything is laced with near-OD levels of catnip."

Purple Dave commented on Bubblewrap Calendar Lets You Pop Your Life Away, One Day at a Time

"@DeLarge: Nah, these guys figured out how to make their overpriced item expire once per year, so you have to keep rebuying it. @dangster: No, it's because it's another drinking holiday, like New Year's Day and St."

Purple Dave commented on Infinity Ward And Its "Unique New IP"

"@Sainted: Nah, that'll just mean that they have to spend twice as much infinity* developing it, since the first infinity will be spent trying to bring in more investers. *yes, it's a legitimate mathematical concept, as dumb as it sounds."

Purple Dave commented on Infinity Ward And Its "Unique New IP"

"I challenge the idea that noone could make CoD games forever."

Purple Dave commented on Japan Presents Foreign Dignitaries With...A DS Lite

"I'm just waiting for Japan to declare war on the first country that has one of these show up on eBay."

Purple Dave commented on Laundry Concept Hides Washing Machine In Lounge Chair

"@Metkis: *sound of crickets chirping*"

Purple Dave commented on Punk Rock Robots Rock Out to Punk Rock ONLY

"I thought the idea of Punk music was to do your own thing, and to hell with whatever anyone else thought about you."

Purple Dave commented on New Study Says Solid State Drives Are Better for Battery Life, Not Worse

"Repeat cycling web pages?"

Purple Dave commented on Can CO2 Worries and Rising Oil Costs Make Airships Popular Again?

"@duckers: The reason the US is so tied to the car is that we're _WAAAAY_ too spread out, in general, to make rail transit feasible."

Purple Dave commented on Laundry Concept Hides Washing Machine In Lounge Chair

"@Elaine Chow: Yes, I realize that, but my joke would work a lot better if you'd been a male writer."

Purple Dave commented on Laundry Concept Hides Washing Machine In Lounge Chair

"@Curves: It does hold _some_ importance."

Purple Dave commented on Batpod Makes Its Way to the British Formula One Grand Prix

"@robotleawesome: I doubt this is any more street legal than the 15 retail copies of the Tomahawk were, so I'm not sure how much it matters, but...the Tomahawk had special suspension that would let you lean the bike into a turn while still keeping all four tires _firmly_ grounded."