Mike Klensin: 9.5, 9.5, 10, 9, 9.5, 9.5, 10
Because Obama didn't point his finger at the Dalai Lama or Netanyahu's face.
Boot times. Wow. I don't even remember when the last time I had to turn off my computer.
It's not always the kid's fault. Several factors come into play. Sometimes its the parents who think the world is full of danger and everything out there can hurt their kids (blame internet and sensationalist media) so they overprotect them and keep them sheltered. Another reason is influence from slightly older kids who are lazy; worse is that parents don't do anything about it as long as they love them.

Kids are easily impressionable. Just show them how it's like to live, and they'll follow.

Oooohoho, Chris. I see what you did there!
Don't worry. This is just a proof of concept before holographic projections.
One word: CG.

(Or was that two?)

Uh, you do know that Microsoft writes software for Apple, right?
Yo dawg, I heard you like printing printers...
This is why I haven't given up my 2000 Civic even though my wife tells me to get a new car already. Only 200k on it so far, but still!
Is this what they call the Butterfly Effect?
Question is: who are they talking to at the other end of the phone?
"HATE ALL U WANT."

There. Fixed it for you.

Kate Upton a "meh"?? I beg to differ. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.
I'd like to hear you say that during her monthly visitor.
In case somebody missed it, this is similar to Aero bar. Just putting it out there.

Again..

.. Aero.

I'll have to file this under "FunnyCuzItsTrue" folder.
Oh sure, only the young may make fun of him now wasting his life, but who's crying now?
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