#10: Every man knows this and lives in mortal fear of it happening.
#9: Is it possible that ovulating strippers behave more, uhm, eagerly? And that menstruating ones do not feel or act as sexy as their peers? ALSO: If women tend to get on the same cycle, does this mean that when the alpha stripper starts ovulating, it's a huge night for the club overall? My God, a man could walk into a strip club on ovulation night and walk out a beggar.
#4: Yeah, you get slapped on the back of the head enough times, it becomes a reflex. I bet men whose wives wore a lot of rings clicked away even faster.
#1: Creepy stock photo doctor can inject me with his semen any time he wants.
This makes the copyright at the bottom the most hilarious part!
It's actually surprising to me that this was a composite. That implies that someone had footage of a bear carrying a fish that kinda looked like a mammoth, but in a location that would make someone say, "Hey, wait a minute! There are no woolly mammoths there!"
She says he told her that "there is no underwear in space."
Science and underwear do not exist in Star Wars.
The American Torchwood was a mistake, and cost Bravo or whoever the hell it was that aired it here a lot of money. But it made money for the BBC, and that's who's going to decide if it lives or dies. So I would say that Torchwood has a pretty damn good chance of returning. The only thing that might derail it would be talent involved refusing to work within a BBC budget again.
That's kind of a brilliant idea, actually. They should constantly re-tweak that episode!
Uhm, Falwell took over Bakker's ministries and basically dismantled them. There was, of course, the famous incident with "the note" in which he masterfully screwed the Bakkers on live TV. There is a good case to be made that without Falwell's scheming, the Bakkers might eventually have recovered.
Yeah, though Falwell had a lot to do with that.
I think the one the author of the linked-to post claims is the worst is actually by far the best of the lot. Certainly more imaginative than the others.
This may well be the biggest douchebag in all the realms of geekery.
"Yeah, I'm like a real-life Tarzan. Except I'm never in any danger that isn't self-constructed and I carry around this tripod and camera setup..."
Do NOT give this guy a reality show.
Well, I figure they'd wait a couple of years. Let them do some other things and come back when that boost subsides.
Yeah, a Ponds-centered spinoff feels like a no-brainer at this point, so it's surprising to read all this talk of some sad, final ending coming.
Ironically enough, one of Cheney's few good qualities is that he's generally okay with the gays.
Possible comments:
1. This is actually the teaser for Almodovar's next sci-fi movie.
2. Another movie where the gay guys die.
3. This is an empire led by men in capes. They aren't that homophobic and there's no need to ask or tell.
Yeah, "salvage" was definitely an overstatement of my actual optimism. Ha. But that's actually a very good point. One of the things I detested about Episode I in particular was that EVERYTHING was in focus and brightly lit. But, kids like bright, clear images and clearly, the movie was an attempt to breed another generation of action figure consumers. Sadly, it worked.
I'm hoping that it's a re-edit of the movie, like the IMAX cut of Attack of the Clones. Maybe they could salvage it with some heavy editing.
A two-minute trailer with much of the same footage came out in November. And I think there was one out before that.
Right. And from the image of George sharpening a stake and the thing about Annie being left "holding the baby," I sort of wonder if she hasn't been killed by vampires by season's beginning.
If you're a tall man, never, ever have a short male boss. There. I've said it.
No First Class or Almodovar? Gotta give the kiddies something to talk about, I guess.
