tallboy commented on Jet Skiing in a Jacuzzi Is Half Crazy Half Sad

"this is the stupidest thing i've seen today. but take heart!"

tallboy commented on Penis Builder Brings Wrong Images, Potential Fatal Accidents - NSFW

"i refuse to take anything seriously when it includes tighty whities."

tallboy commented on Volkswagen Shows Us Cars From the Future

"how are you supposed to flip people off?"

tallboy commented on iPhone 3G AT&T Activation Details: Doing It at Home is Possible, But Requires a Promise

"so what's the worst that could happen?"

tallboy commented on Most Disturbing Kaiju Transformation Scene Ever (NSFW)

"WARNING: do not watch this scene if you suffer from epilepsy, or good taste."

tallboy commented on Who Kicks More Ass: Batman or Iron Man?

"i have long viewed tony stark as the bruce wayne of the marvel universe. that said, only one mortal man was able to take down our favorite visitor from krypton with nothing more than his brains and his fists. batman vs."

tallboy commented on Question of the Day: Does Typing Make Your Handwriting Worse?

"i've actually been trying to write longhand more and more lately in an effort to regain that lost art of cursive."

tallboy commented on Pwnage iPhone Unlocking and Hacking Tool Now Available, Works Great

"the question remains, where does one get this hacked firmware?"

tallboy commented on LEDs Go Where No LEDs Have Gone Before: Buckle Up Guys (NSFW)

"gah. daytona is the epicenter of skank. i would know."

tallboy commented on iPhone 8GB Refurb for $249.00

"GOTdammit. wtf is it then?"

tallboy commented on iPhone 8GB Refurb for $249.00

"i'm not getting anything when i hit the links, just a header and a footer and nothing in between."

tallboy commented on Question of the Day: Sex or a Giant TV?

"since the majority of voters said they would go for two years without sex for a 50-incher, this only means one thing. most of the people who read gizmodo are sex-less nerds."

tallboy commented on Bionic Woman Gives Us a Titanium Tent

" more than a mouthful..."

tallboy commented on Sony Ericsson K770i is Slim, 3.2 Megapixel Cyber-shot and Brown

" seems like a bit of an understatement, but she is incredibly hottt."

tallboy commented on Spring 2007's Gayest Cars (Not That There's Anything Wrong With That)

" i've always associated the pt cruiser with aging divorced antique furniture dealers."

tallboy commented on Tobacco-Flavored Condoms, Party In Your Mouth

" /agree with DRAGONPHYRE if this were a post on the quick-apply condom design that came out a while back (something like 3 seconds from wrapped to.."

tallboy commented on Tobacco-Flavored Condoms, Party In Your Mouth

" gizmodo is preparing for its final run to jump the shark. technology and gadget news include nasty condoms now?"

tallboy commented on How to Comment: The New E3

" FINALLY an under-appreciated part of the female anatomy: the under-boob! huzzah!"