<![CDATA[Comments from tse-tse-fly]]> <![CDATA[Comments from tse-tse-fly]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on A recent survey by USA Swimming]]> To add indignity to injustice, at Howard, my fellow arts and sciences peers and I were forced to take a swimming class as a requirement for graduation. I'm all for righting the wrongs of the past and defying stereotypes, but I'm not going to fall into the reflecting pool on my way to work and use my acquired swimming skills the same way I use my acquired analytical skills.

Anyway, I'm still bitter about having to take a swimming course to graduate from college.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Senate Decides John McCain Is 'American']]> I like this "Tome" Coburn who actually seems interested in passing legislation unlike the junior senator from Oklahoma who hates funding AIDS programs and protecting people from genetic discrimination and the like.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Does Barack Obama Hate Tanning Salons?]]> @LaFemme: Fittingly, now my least favorite shoe and my least favorite country share the same name.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on How Do You Find People Who Like Science Fiction?]]> I've found the most successful way to make friends with people who like science fiction is to proselytize amongst my current friends. BSG and, surprisingly, SGA have converted many of my friends into Friday night faithful.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Are You As Dumb As America's Smartest College Kids?]]> This article makes me feel better about the freshmen I recently met from my alma mater. Sure, one of them kept referring to "Angolia" and another seemed to be confused about what the Cold War was, but those freshmen weren't unbearably stupid, they were merely unbearably average! Go team!

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Barack Obama Thanks Shepard Fairey For All The Free Propaganda]]> I thought you meant the "OBEY" Obey (D-WI) signs... Which would have been funnier.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on ANTM producers Tyra Banks]]> @rhody: Oh, it's on.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Women Around The World Swear That British Men Suck]]> This definitely makes me question my plan to find a nice, ex-SAS man to settle down with.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Bill Richardson's Dual Loyalties on Teevee]]> I'm sorry, I thought I was paying attention, but who the hell is Cox? And how did people vote for such an obviously fake candidate?

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Mike Huckabee's AIDS-less Family Says Hi!]]> @dccchata: He's bulked back up again... [www.freerepublic.com]

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Mike Huckabee's AIDS-less Family Says Hi!]]> @JamieSommers: Huck's already claimed a leg.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Rahm Emanuel, Amnesiac Douchebag Extraordinaire]]> Did Emmanuel, like, curse you out in front of the Speaker's office or something?

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on BREAKING: One Hostage Released, One Remains]]> This is totally what my friend gets for turning her back on Kucinich and signing up for the Clinton campaign. In Rochester. I really wish she would answer her cell phone, though.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Attorney General Mukasey announced]]> What happened to the Second Amendment? I'm shocked and appalled that nearly half a million Americans' basic freedom is being curtailed!

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on DMV Loves Osama!]]> If this guy is so interested in "getting" Osama, why doesn't he hop on a plane to Islamabad? He obviously has experience killing people.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Iraq to Attack Arizona]]> I fucking hate Greece. Git 'er done!

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Nothing Ever Changes]]> I mean, I get that some people find suspension bills boring, but does the NYT really have nothing better to report on out of Washington than an old story about Charlie Rangel's largesse?

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Bringing the -ette Back]]> Wait, can I be the new actually anonymous lobbyist?

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Clooney Shoots in DC, Will Return Again and Again]]> @skoochie: Yeah, come on. Farragut North is totally my Metro stop, kids.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Stand In The Fire]]> General Dorko? Wow.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on The Turks are so angry that]]> I've decided this is the Dems real plan to end the war in Iraq. They whole approps thing is getting old, so they've decided to cut-off what's really important: access to Turkish airbases!

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on First-Ever GSA Blog Brilliant Comment on Banality of Entire Web]]> I can't wait to post snotty comments on OMB's blog....

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Top Shelf]]> Bono provides the simple excitement staffers need to keep their sad little lives going. And if his presence bumps another one of my meetings the LAs better hope their staff asses know how to hide the scissors. Fucking Bono.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Sinatra's Ex-Wife Rails Against Kindly Old Ex-President]]> Mia's just mad she's not one of "The Elders."

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on OMG SHE'S BACK. With a "fierce]]> Wow, this person is a professional writer? Wow.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Arlen Specter Is Not Keeping Up With Pornography]]> The buffoonish cops waddled as fast as they could to be photographed with the sex performer.

Man, I hate Cap police. And to top it off, I walked into Longworth today with a digital camera in my pocket without setting off the metal detectors. See, staffers? Maybe you aren't safe from the crazy sunglasses lady!

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Okay, That's It Ladies: Time To Buy A Playstation 3]]> Not that I needed any new reasons to play more SOCOM on my PSP...

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Even the Nazi Pope Has Had Enough of Condi]]> That's pretty bad. Last week the Pope met with the president of Sudan, for crap's sake. You know, the guy ethnically clensing Darfur. Yay America!

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on 'International Male': One Man's Shopping Site Is Another Man's Soft Porn]]> @richcreamerybutter: Yeah, so, um, I might have been feeling particularly evil and my ex should be receiving a catalog in three to six weeks?

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Victory!]]> I'm going to infer from the facts a) the place I work is advertising on Wonkette Jobs and b) they're not advertising for my job that my at work Wonkette surfing is heretofore condoned by HR.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on The Terrorific Stylings of Fascist Terror Lord Rudy G]]> @Freedumb: The driver wasn't drunk, he was obviously a government agent. The message is clear: elect a turban-loving terrorist to Congress like Barbara Lee and your shit starts falling apart. Several years later. Bureaucracy at its finest.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Fred Thompson: Still Not Really Running]]> @Omnilation: Wes is from Arkansas--that's kind of twang country, isn't it?

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Sincerely, Ho Chi Minn]]> @Freedumb: Maybe they've only seen the "last week on" bits as they fail to change the channel quick enough after Stargate: Atlantis ends. Can we blame this on the Stargate fans? I think we can.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Here's to the Lobbyists Who Lunch]]> Was the previous anonymous lobbyist replaced with a new anonymous lobbyist? This one seems like she might actually have a job, you know, lobbying.

I think she missed an important variation on the lobbyist-staffer interaction, though: getting the staffer to buy dinner and drinks. Then, of course, playing their emotions into the hands of your soulless firm and its clients. I love my job.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on Jonathan Kaplan on Wesley]]> I don't need a date on Friday night... I just need that image of Wes in the water. That beautiful, beautiful image.

]]> <![CDATA[tse-tse-fly commented on I Know Who Killed Health Care]]> Wait, you mean I could have been submitting all of my Rayburn run-ins with our future elvin president and his exotic wife all this time?! Damn. I could have been famous.

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