Another great vampire TV series is the extremely short-lived Ultraviolet. It's only six episodes long, but it's great because it depicts modern vampires living modern lives and still being really, really evil.
Seriously, if you haven't seen Ultraviolet, go rent it, buy it, torrent, whatever. It's really great. Has a lot of well known actors, including a guy who I think is now a vamp on True Blood.
Here's what she does:
1. Peel and cut potatoes. (She always gets whatever is cheapest, and often flies to Idaho to get them...because she can fly Delta for free so this is more practical than it sounds).
2. Cook in pressure cooker for like 20-30 minutes (can't remember exact time, but it takes less time than boiling)
3. Put them in the Bosch (OMG best kitchen electric EVAR) mixer with the mixing attachment, add one can of condensed milk, butter and salt to taste. Whip it.
4. Serve
When we go over for dinner, she lets me play with different flavors, and sometimes my sister-in-law makes rosemary and garlic mashed potatoes which absolutely rock (but her brothers hate them).
Also, my father-in-law is German so we always leave some of the cooked taters unmashed for his favorite way to eat them: Saltz Kartoffel (I find that waxy potatoes are much better for this dish, but don't make a huge difference for mashed)
*The Bosch is awesome, but don't whip them too long or they will be more like pureed potatoes, which suck, in my opinion.