zenpoet commented on Gadgets That Are Guaranteed Date Disasters, at 1:56 PM on May 16 @nutbastard: your avatar makes you look like Ted Kazinski's evil twin. more » [gizmodo]

zenpoet commented on Mimique Cellphone Concept, at 1:36 PM on May 16 @ChromiumSwitch: not completely true, as I am always in the market for well though out gadgets with great aesthetic, I just don't like obnoxious colors. And I am only 30, so no daughters yet. more » [gizmodo]

zenpoet commented on Iron Man Takes on MODOG, Mo' Problems, at 1:29 PM on May 16 My questions is this: why, even if there was some reason to have a giant head be the perfect killing machine, does the actual face need to take up the entire thing? more »

zenpoet commented on Women Have "No Emotional Feelings" During Orgasm, Say Neuroscientists, at 1:23 PM on May 16 @tetracycloide: I would say that would be more MY ultimate pleasure, that being women with a lack of emotions. more »

zenpoet commented on Rotopault Kinetic Sculpture Is Mezmerizing, at 12:49 PM on May 16 @Lazarus511: bum de dum, bow wom de dum. more » [gizmodo]

zenpoet commented on Grass Photography Grows Your Snapshots, at 10:10 AM on May 16 Honey, were out of Kentucky Blue Grass, and I have big presentation due in a week to ten days. more » [gizmodo]

zenpoet commented on Youth Killed By a Helicopter While Getting His Mail Sparks Debate About Headphone Safety, at 10:07 AM on May 16 So, the iPod can stop a bullet, but not a helicopter. more » [gizmodo]

zenpoet commented on NCsoft Profits Fall 43 Percent On Blackstar Costs, at 9:52 AM on May 16 @zenpoet: OK, so maybe it was a little femmy to quote a Hugh Grant movie, but seriously, they did say blackstar. more » [kotaku]

zenpoet commented on Alltel Adds 1 Million Subscribers, Makes Sprint Feel Even Worse, at 9:47 AM on May 16 @TechnoElf: what that means is that I, and I can only speak for myself, am looking for an upgraded network, not necessarily just the card. more » [gizmodo]

zenpoet commented on Mimique Cellphone Concept, at 9:28 AM on May 16 @ChromiumSwitch: I guess that is where I have my problem. more » [gizmodo]

zenpoet commented on Wii Chewing Gum Comes in Rabbit, Zelda and Fit Flavors—Okay, Mint, at 6:52 AM on May 16 Sorry to hear about the face biting! more » [gizmodo]

zenpoet commented on LED Gloves Demonstrate the Future of Tacky Manicures, at 6:47 AM on May 16 No kids, there is not a rave going on in that guys trousers, just look away. more » [gizmodo]

zenpoet commented on Mimique Cellphone Concept, at 6:46 AM on May 16 Love the design, but anything other than black or silver will just make it look like a "my first phone" type toy. more » [gizmodo]

zenpoet commented on New York Invaded By Art School Cyborgs, at 1:41 PM on May 15 @Miranda Kali: You used it correctly. more »

zenpoet commented on NCsoft Profits Fall 43 Percent On Blackstar Costs, at 1:32 PM on May 15 I need blackstar coverage at 0800 hours, and I promised little Timmy I would be home in time for his birthday. more » [kotaku]

zenpoet commented on Spreadable Electronics: OLEDs and Solar Cells Sprayed From a Can, at 1:29 PM on May 15 @Kaiser-Machead: yeah, but where exactly do you plug the cables in? more » [gizmodo]

zenpoet commented on For Just $285,000, You Can Have Your Jetpack, at 1:00 PM on May 15 @CMG: Nope, its a mini-toilet, complete with blue toilet water, strapped directly to your anus, and then vented out the bottom of you shoe. Its great for when you want to Pigeon someones freshly washed car. more »