Absolutely -- Deathstalker II is my favourite barbarian movie ever made. "You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool the Prince of Thieves!" "But 'Stalker, it *is* pretty early in the morning!"
Filmed in Argentina with the magnificent Monique Gabrielle, we get the same three Argentine stuntmen as every villain in the movie, wearing different masks each time. The director was Jim Wynorski, fresh off "Chopping Mall", and before he went on to make such classics as "The Bare Wench Project" and "Cleavagefield".
Filmed in Argentina with the magnificent Monique Gabrielle, we get the same three Argentine stuntmen as every villain in the movie, wearing different masks each time. The director was Jim Wynorski, fresh off "Chopping Mall", and before he went on to make such classics as "The Bare Wench Project" and "Cleavagefield".
Would it help your experiment to know that I had to really work at talking myself out of bidding on that? I mean, what would I do with it? But I want it.
Ookla the Mok has totally beaten you to it on the Aquaman thing:
Batman's got an attitude, everybody takes him seriously
And Superman never made any money, well try to tell that to DC
All the other members of the Justice League
Say I have useless super powers and make fun of me
But I know there will come a day
When they're gonna stare in slack-jawed wonder as they hear me say
CHORUS:
I am Aquaman and nobody better mess with me
I may be nothing to you but I am a king beneath the sea
Let's see you get by underwater as well as I do on the ground
I am Aquaman and you better not mess around
There are days I swear I would rather have
The proportionate strength of a praying mantis
Than be the last lost noble prince
Of the undersea kingdom of Atlantis
Batman's got the Batmobile, Diana's got her invisible jet
It seems like everybody else can fly, even Samurai
but a stupid seahorse is all I get
Green Arrow's sharp but I couldn't be any duller
My orange costume's uglier than any other color
I'm not as tough as Batman or as cute as Gleek
I'm a little taller than the Atom but smaller than Apache Chief
CHORUS
Clark Kent wouldn't be the same if he didn't have his Lois Lane
Green Arrow's got his Black Canary
Even millionaire Bruce Wayne has that thing on the side
with his ward Dick Grayson
But there's just one girl that I would marry
Wonder Woman!
All the world is waiting for you and the magic that you do
You can make...
You can make a liar tell the truth
Batman signed a movie deal though you know he doesn't need the cash
And all the second-rate superheroes get TV shows
even the pre-Crisis Flash
But not me, I guess that I don't rate
My comic book's been cancelled more than Dr. Fate
I know that I'm no Brainiac but I'm no fool
I know not even Peter David can make me cool
@Charlie Jane Anders: Jericho's "Nuts"? I think not. "Nuts!" is the famous response delivered by General Anthony MacAuliffe of the US 101st Airborne to the German force demanding his surrender, Battle of the Bulge, December 1944.
Jericho was just paying tribute.
