The first clip for Sharknado 2: The Second One has arrived, and... screw it. You don't care about the "plot," you definitely don't care about the characters. What you really want to see are all the insane places tornado-launched sharks can eat people, so behold: A shark catching a NYC subway train.

Note: That is Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath talking to previous Sharknado star Ian Ziering prior to the attack. If McGrath is eaten by a shark on camera, I think we have to put Sharknado 2: The Second One in early contention for Best Picture. Just on principle.