Pompeii trailer is historical disaster porn with greasy, greasy abs

Congratulations, Kit Harington, your old-timey Roman abs are the most ridiculous abs in the long history of greased abs — truly, you've outdone yourself, sir. Behold the six-pack majesty in the brand new trailer for Paul W.S. Anderson's Pompeii (also a giant volcano explodes and kills the whole town and stuff).

This disaster film will be the most ridiculous creation Paul W.S. Anderson has ever concocted, and we've seen his Musketeers movie. Pompeii will be released on February 21st, 2014.