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Yes, you read that right. Someone is putting out an anthology of tentacle porn (in written form, not comics), and all proceeds will go to benefit Oceana, a charity that works to protect the world's oceans. All of a sudden, hentai seems oddly... noble. The book is called Coming Together, Arm in Arm in Arm. More »
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I didn't want to write about Glen Duncan's nerd-baiting book review in last Sunday's New York Times. The one that starts, "A literary novelist writing a genre novel is like an intellectual dating a porn star." And just goes downhill from there. More »
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Low-budget auteur Ed Wood is best known for his work on such films as Plan 9 from Outer Space, Bride of the Monster, and Glen Or Glenda, but the director also spent a good portion of his career penning porno novels for seedy publishers. And next week, a collection of Wood's rare X-rated fiction will be on display in New York. More »
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This is truly inspired work. The blog Blackboards in Porn collects examples from the student/teacher porn genre that actually feature chemical formulae, mathematical equations, etc. on the chalk boards located on-set...and then, on behalf of nerds everywhere who just can't help themselves, evaluates them based on their degree of academic difficulty, clarity, and overall accuracy. More »
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You sort of expect Horizon, the science fiction porn movie written and directed by Sam Hain, to be a spoof or a tongue-in-cheek parody. But the (totally work-safe) trailer shows, they're playing this absolutely straight. More »
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When the folks at Hustler Video asked us if we wanted to see exclusive photos from their new swords-and-skins-and-sandals flick This Ain't Conan The Barbarian XXX 3D, we said, "Sure!" Then they sent us a photo of star Lee Stone fanning himself in front of a green screen. More »
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Sure, the adult film market may be inundated with porn parodies, but director Axel Braun — who's known for his meticulously erotic takes on Batman and Star Trek (link NSFW) — now brings us Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, which is out this September. More »
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We've seen pundits on The Today Show be perplexed by that wacky world wide web fad — now check out Coolio weigh in on the CB radio of the future! Listen to that soundtrack! Better than Ezra! And at last, a twirling image of R2-D2! More »
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Star Trek: The Next Generation-A XXX Parody is the third of writer/director Sam Hain's "dark parodies" (the first two were the excellent Sex Files movies) that operate as a porn version of fan fiction, imaging a logical opening in the storyline of the original show and replacing it with a vaginal one. More »
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Late last year, a Cornell psychologist claimed to have discovered evidence of precognition, specifically an ability to detect the future presence of erotic photos. We were skeptical about all this, and now it appears we can officially dismiss this study. More »
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Sex and Zen 3-D: Extreme Ecstasy is supposedly the first erotic movie made in 3-D. And in its opening week, it's beaten Avatar's record for one-day box office in Hong Kong. What's this movie's secret? More »
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Can a porn "parody" of a science fiction classic have reasonably good acting, nice special effects, and a plot that you could give a crap about? That's the real final frontier. More »
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Jess Fink's webcomic Chester 5000 XYV is a pornographic sexbot tale with a twist: a Victorian gentleman builds a robot to satisfy his sexually voracious wife, but wife and well-endowed automaton fall deeply (and, of course, passionately) in love. More »
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Want to see all the NSFW naughtiness that we couldn't show you from the new Star Trek: The Next Generation porn movie? There are tons of X-rated photos over at our sister site, Fleshbot, including what appears to be a hookup between Geordie and Dr. Leah Brahms... But warning: It's very NSFW. [Fleshbot] More »
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Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody is the latest porn movie to bring together science fiction and porn. It's also a loving tribute and unofficial sequel to a classic TNG episode starring some major Trekkie porn stars, not to mention an uncannily convincing Jean-Luc Picard impersonator. More »
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Is there anything sexier than faeries? The little wings, the delicate features, the sexy magic... it should surprise nobody that the fae have been starring in their own porn for ages. Here's the sexiest, most enchanting fairy porn. It's NSFW! More »
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Adult actress Zoe Voss recently posted photos of herself dressed in her costume for Pron, the aptly titled porno parody of Tron. There aren't any special effect shots, but the outfit looks like nice burlesque wear. More »
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The trailer for Axel Braun's This Ain't Avatar XXX 3D is out, and it looks like Avatar if the film had been filmed in the style of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, but you know, with diddling. Trailer is nudity-free. More »
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Now that Batman XXX is out, showing just how much action the Batusi can get you, detail-oriented superhero pornographer Axel Braun has moved on to Superman. Check out behind-the-scenes footage and photos showing the Man Of Steel in flight. More »
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Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros stars a former Penthouse Pet, and it's camptastic. Just check out this scene where "Dr. Jones," held prisoner via a diamond-studded kitty-collar, is menaced by a giant lizard and meets a glittery-breasted supervillain. More »
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Get ready to "make tsaheylu" in your trousers. Brand new images from the Hustler Avatar porn spoof, This Ain't Avatar XXX, have been released. We give them props for showing naked avatars in the hibernation vats — sexy! Possibly NSFW. More »
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In the following (heavily edited, but still mind-blowing) clip, a female ET makes love to a cadre of high-society humans, including a fellow that looks suspiciously like Abraham Lincoln. NSFW for thrusting, puppet breasts, and horror. More »
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A Hong Kong production crew is currently filming 3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, a $3.2 million 3D film based on the Chinese erotic tale The Carnal Prayer Mat. Could this be what saves the ailing XXX movie theater industry? More »
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The makers of Batman XXX have their next porn parody all lined up: Star Wars. They've already cast porn legend Lexington Steele in the role of Darth Vader. May the Force be with him. [Vivid via Big Shiny Robot] More »
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According to Optenet, a company that sells filtering and censorship software for schools, 37% of the internet is porn. Apparently company researchers had to look at millions of pages of porn before they figured this out. And there's more! More »
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Vivid Entertainment recently wrapped their Batman XXX spoof and are planning an entire line of superhero flesh flicks, but superhero skinema is not a particularly new phenomenon. Batman porn has been around for decades, and it's mostly been godawful. More »
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We found This Ain't Star Trek XXX somewhat underwhelming despite the lovingly recreated bridge set. But this work-safe trailer for Hustler's sequel has it all: alien planets, anachronistic Borg queens, 1960s time travel, and derring-do, along with doing the do. More »
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Giant monsters will rampage across movie screens in Clash Of The Titans tonight, but they're already having an orgy on the Internet. Dinosaurs, Godzilla and other creatures are having improbably naughty sex with young maidens. It's highly NSFW! More »
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People are obsessed with how the Na'Vi people do it. What with SNL's video, Hustler's Avatar XXX parody and others. We swore we'd back off, then we saw this NSFW Na'vi cartoon. We're pretty ashamed, but we laughed. More »
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Fresh from making This Ain't Star Trek XXX, Hustler has announced This Ain't Avatar XXX, another porn parody. While blue body-paint and sex are an intriguing combination, the title is weak. So Empire Magazine has asked you to suggest alternatives. More »
]]> http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5452051&view=rss&microfeed=true Science fiction publishing imploded in the 1960s, driving writers like Robert Silverberg to write sleazy sex novels — Silverberg wrote 150 trashy novels in five years, explaining that "A dozen or so magazines for which I had been writing regularly ceased publication overnight; and as for the tiny market for s-f novels . . . it suddenly became so tight that unless you were one of the first-magnitude stars like Robert Heinlein or Isaac Asimov you were out of luck." More »
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Nerdcore's annual geek-themed calendar is back, and this year's calendar girls are baring all in horror-themed spreads. Check out a few of the sexy send-ups of monsters and scary movies. More »
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So much amazing wrongness in this NSFW clip from Buttobi CPU. A malfunctioning sexbot attacks another sexbot and her master. The friendly sexbot can't defend herself unless her master upgrades her... by sticking his "active molecules" in her "rear port." More »
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The internet may already have become sick of Superman's short-lived porn career, but apparently Superwoman almost got into the business as well. Well, until a DC Comics lawsuit changed her costume and name into something more Magnificent, that is. More »
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Few science fiction shows inspire so many naughty ideas as Futurama. Go looking for regular images of the Planet Express crew, and you'll probably stumble across porn quickly. We sifted through and found the absolute sexiest and weirdest. It's NSFW! More »
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Star Trek may actually be the sexiest TV show ever, thanks to Spock's repressed passion, shirtless Sulu and Kirk, green women, beehive hairdos, miniskirts and metal bikinis. So I'm sad that yet another Trek porn vid feels... ordinary. Warning: NSFW! More »
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Here's the inevitable endpoint of all the fetishization of Megan Fox and giant robots in Transformers: and it happened back in 1977, in an isssue of Gallery Magazine. NSFW gallery of Shogun Warrior wrongness below. More »
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