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			<title><![CDATA[Surefire Signs You're The Victim Of A Government Conspiracy]]></title>
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				Science fiction has taught us that the government is a perpetual motion machine of evil conspiracies. There are whole departments in Washington dedicated to covering up aliens, brainwashing people, building doomsday machines and exploiting alternate realities. If you think the U.S. government has singled you out for persecution and involved you in a horrendous cover-up, chances are it's true. But just to make sure, here's a handy questionnaire, which you can print out, answer and mail to your Senator. 				<a href="http://io9.com/384519/surefire-signs-youre-the-victim-of-a-government-conspiracy" title="Click here to read more about Surefire Signs You're The Victim Of A Government Conspiracy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 01 May 2008 17:02:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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