You know you think about it. Don't even pretend you don't look at dragons in that way sometimes. Over at Vulture, pop culture aficionado Jordan Hoffman has ranked the greatest dragons from hottest to . . . least badass.
His hottest dragon vote goes to Godzilla's three-headed, flying space kaiju nemesis Ghidorah, which is absolutely as it should be. For least badass, we get Eliot, from Pete's Dragon. Which, again, fair enough.
No word on Smaug, but I believe the internet's vote has already been cast by the hordes of scribbling fanfic writers who may have some opinions on dragons who are the CGI alter ego of Benedict Cumberbatch.
Read the whole list at Vulture.