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			<title><![CDATA[Armageddon Into the Holiday Spirit: Why I'm Thankful for the Apocalypse]]></title>
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				Ah, irony. It is as delicious as turkey. And Thanksgiving - the day we offer thanks for all the things we have - is perhaps the most ironic of American holidays, in that it is immediately succeeded by Black Friday, the day we <a href="http://gawker.com/5099813/wal+mart-employee-killed-in-black-friday-stampede">trample people to death</a> in pursuit of all the things we want (which is more or less how it happened back when it started, with the Indians, too). Yes, as our chubby, gravy-stained hands click the TV away from reports of terrorist attacks and over to football, it is hard not to wonder quietly if the end times are upon us, and if we don’t deserve them. Well, they probably are, and we almost certainly do. But in keeping with the spirit of irony, here are some reasons to be thankful for the inevitable apocalypse.				<a href="http://io9.com/5100021/armageddon-into-the-holiday-spirit-why-im-thankful-for-the-apocalypse" title="Click here to read more about Armageddon Into the Holiday Spirit: Why I'm Thankful for the Apocalypse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<category><![CDATA[Jive tarkin]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Apocalypse]]></category>
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			<category><![CDATA[Ravening hordes]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Thanksgiving]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[The great high harvest]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:00:07 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Josh Wimmer]]></dc:creator>
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