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			<title><![CDATA[Trek Perfume Smell Test Invokes High School And Dragon Farts]]></title>
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				 We took the new <a href="http://io9.com/5212001/star-treks-pon-farr-fragrance-ads-help-you-leave-logic-behind">Star Trek scents</a> out for a spin, and let io9 readers comment on whether or not <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RED SHIRT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RED SHIRT" href="http://io9.com/tag/red-shirt/">Red Shirt</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PON FARR" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PON FARR" href="http://io9.com/tag/pon-farr/">Pon Farr</a> and Tiberius would make them break their Vulcan mating cycles.				<a href="http://io9.com/5243081/trek-perfume-smell-test-invokes-high-school-and-dragon-farts" title="Click here to read more about Trek Perfume Smell Test Invokes High School And Dragon Farts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 06 May 2009 14:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"]]></title>
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				Ladies, discover how you can fulfill "the needs of the one," with this exclusive look at the Vulcan fragrance Pon Farr. There are also new ads for <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR TREK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR TREK" href="http://io9.com/tag/star-trek/">Star Trek</a></em> fragrances Tiberius and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RED SHIRT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RED SHIRT" href="http://io9.com/tag/red-shirt/">Red Shirt</a>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5212001/star-treks-pon-farr-fragrance-ads-help-you-leave-logic-behind" title="Click here to read more about Star Trek's Pon Farr Fragrance Ads Help You "Leave Logic Behind"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:55:21 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Star Trek's "Red Shirt" Fragrance Wants You To Smell Like Dead Away Teams]]></title>
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				Who in their right mind would spray a fragrance called "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RED SHIRT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RED SHIRT" href="http://io9.com/tag/red-shirt/">Red Shirt</a>" on their body? That's just asking for trouble from the wrong end of a phaser. Luckily, other <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR TREK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR TREK" href="http://io9.com/tag/star-trek/">Star Trek</a></em> tie-ins are slightly cooler.				<a href="http://io9.com/5154089/star-treks-red-shirt-fragrance-wants-you-to-smell-like-dead-away-teams/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Star Trek's "Red Shirt" Fragrance Wants You To Smell Like Dead Away Teams">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 16 Feb 2009 08:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Playing AstroSmash with the Red Shirts]]></title>
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				One of the best things about going to a game convention is getting to try new games, which explains how I found myself piloting a Hellbender space fighter in one of Red Shirt Games' <em>AstroSmash</em> events at this weekend's Origins Game Fair. It was a blast: My brightly-colored ship (apparently camouflage is not an issue in space) was an easy target for the more experienced aces, but AstroSmash is designed to be quick, simple and fun for new players.				<a href="http://io9.com/5020469/playing-astrosmash-with-the-red-shirts" title="Click here to read more about Playing AstroSmash with the Red Shirts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 28 Jun 2008 15:00:48 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ed Grabianowski]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[New T-Shirt Gives Your Enemies Ideas]]></title>
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				If nothing else, you've got to admire the honesty of this particular version of <em>Star Trek</em>'s fabled red shirt. That said, if I were the latest security officer on the Enterprise and I saw this on my chest? I might start thinking about asking for a transfer.				<a href="http://io9.com/358969/new-t+shirt-gives-your-enemies-ideas" title="Click here to read more about New T-Shirt Gives Your Enemies Ideas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:20:53 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Graeme McMillan]]></dc:creator>
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