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			<title><![CDATA[How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended reminds us that Anakin is still a piece of crap]]></title>
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				 Finally someone has trimmed the fat &mdash; and the bad ideas &mdash; out of the conclusion to the <em>Star Wars</em> saga! The latest short from the "<a href="http://io9.com/5785789/how-district-9-should-have-ended">How It Should Have Ended</a>" crew is a perfect re-imagining of <em>Star Wars Return of the Jedi</em>. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5878605/how-return-of-the-jedi-should-have-ended-reminds-us-that-anakin-is-still-a-piece-of-crap" title="Click here to read more about How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended reminds us that Anakin is still a piece of crap">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 Jan 2012 13:54:41 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Secret behind-the-scenes Star Wars photos show the final flight of Boba Fett]]></title>
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				 A couple of die hard <em>Star Wars</em> fans camped out in the scorching California desert to watch the filming of the infamous barge scene in George Lucas' <em>Return of the Jedi</em>. Separated only by a chain-link fence, the group snapped some truly astounding behind-the-scenes images. Including Boba Fett's last call. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5856534/secret-behind+the+scenes-star-wars-photos-show-the-final-flight-of-boba-fett/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Secret behind-the-scenes Star Wars photos show the final flight of Boba Fett">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Nov 2011 12:27:23 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/1870 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/1870 --> last night's episode of <em>How I Met Your Mother</em>, wild-eyed lothario Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) discovers that his girlfriend does not like Ewoks. Through an unlikely series of events, Barney ends up explaining his unified theory of Ewok fandom to a a college field trip. It doesn't make a lick of sense, but NPH sells the goods. Keep your eyes peeled for Ewok Conan O'Brien.				<a href="http://io9.com/5848561/watch-neil-patrick-harris-insane-lecture-on-ewoks-from-how-i-met-your-mother/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Watch Neil Patrick Harris' insane lecture on Ewoks from How I Met Your Mother">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Oct 2011 06:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: e6yLdURSHMA --><!-- /videoId: e6yLdURSHMA --> With the advent of the <em>Star Wars</em> Blu-ray collection, we finally get to see those weird scenes George Lucas left at the editing bay. These nixed sequences featured Wampa attacks, Darth Vader using his brain as a telepathic CB radio, and blue milk.				<a href="http://io9.com/5841422/wampa-attacks-blue-milk-and-incestuous-make+out-sessions--the-star-wars-deleted-scenes" title="Click here to read more about Wampa attacks, blue milk, and incestuous make-out sessions = the Star Wars deleted scenes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 17 Sep 2011 16:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[And now, the original Star Wars trilogy playing all at the same time]]></title>
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				I have no idea what's to be gleaned from watching all three movies at once, but I definitely heard Bossk whisper "Paul is dead."				<a href="http://io9.com/5837280/and-now-the-original-star-wars-trilogy-playing-all-at-the-same-time" title="Click here to read more about And now, the original Star Wars trilogy playing all at the same time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: I9Fpp0knQlI --><!-- /videoId: I9Fpp0knQlI -->In this behind-the-scenes footage from <em>Return of the Jedi</em>, Admiral Ackbar's puppeteer practices the Mon Calamarian's voice and serves up some innuendo-prone directives in the process. Yes, yes, we really should know better.				<a href="http://io9.com/5792844/admiral-ackbar-demands-penetration" title="Click here to read more about Admiral Ackbar demands penetration!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Science fiction and fantasy films of the 1980s were filled with a ton of memorable, iconic, and patently ridiculous music. Here are 30+ of the decade's finest (and most painful) movie tunes for your listening pleasure.				<a href="http://io9.com/5713856/the-ultimate-1980s-scifi-and-fantasy-movie-mixtape/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The ultimate 1980s scifi and fantasy movie mixtape">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In 1982, a 15-year-old Warwick Davis starred in a short promotional video about his tryout for <em>Return of the Jedi</em>. This comic oddity, <em>Return of the Ewok</em>, was never released and featured Boba Fett and Darth Vader hunting Wicket.				<a href="http://io9.com/5683724/sunday-matinee-return-of-the-ewok-a-bizarre-ewok-promotional-film-from-1982" title="Click here to read more about Sunday Matinee: &quot;Return of the Ewok,&quot; a bizarre Ewok promotional film from 1982">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 07 Nov 2010 08:40:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Gary Kurtz was George Lucas' partner in making the first two <em>Star Wars</em> films, but they had a huge falling-out after <em>Empire Strikes Back</em>. Now, for the first time, he's explained what went wrong with <em>Star Wars</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5611489/original-star-wars-producer-explains-what-went-wrong-after-empire-strikes-back" title="Click here to read more about Original Star Wars producer explains what went wrong after Empire Strikes Back">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: 6IPAGXyFvrs --><!-- /videoId: 6IPAGXyFvrs -->Given its reputation as family friendly, the original <em>Star Wars</em> trilogy has a surprising amount of incest in it. While we noticed the problem with the Luke-Leia-Han love triangle early on, Mr. Solo didn't catch on until right here.				<a href="http://io9.com/5525418/han-solo-figures-out-the-whole-brother+sister-thing" title="Click here to read more about Han Solo Figures Out the Whole Brother-Sister Thing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				We were <a href="http://io9.com/5509984/lucas-says-yes-to-star-wars-sitcom-from-robot-chicken-team">already excited for Seth Green's animated <em>Star Wars</em> comedy</a>. But now that we're hearing Green might be continuing the saga after <em>Return of The Jedi</em>, we're not sure whether to be even more thrilled or nervous.				<a href="http://io9.com/5520073/is-new-animated-star-wars-our-long+awaited-return-of-the-jedi-sequel" title="Click here to read more about Is New Animated Star Wars Our Long-Awaited Return Of The Jedi Sequel?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Just as you finish up your t(of)urkey leftovers, we thought we should share some movie leftovers with you. Say, 40 deleted scenes from movies like <em>Star Wars</em>, <em>The Dark Knight</em> and <em>Star Trek</em>? Click through for excised joy.				<a href="http://io9.com/5412722/40-unseen-moments-from-your-favorite-movies" title="Click here to read more about 40 Unseen Moments From Your Favorite Movies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 29 Nov 2009 12:00:59 PST]]></pubDate>
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				 After his star turn in <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #returnofthejedi" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #returnofthejedi" href="http://io9.com/tag/returnofthejedi/">Return of the Jedi</a></em>, what should <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jabbathehutt" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jabbathehutt" href="http://io9.com/tag/jabbathehutt/">Jabba the Hutt</a> have done next? <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #richardkelly" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #richardkelly" href="http://io9.com/tag/richardkelly/">Richard Kelly</a>, director of mindbender <em>The Box</em>, has some good ideas.				<a href="http://io9.com/5401755/could-there-ever-be-a-jabba-the-hutt-sitcom" title="Click here to read more about Could There Ever Be a Jabba the Hutt Sitcom?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This week on <em>George Lucas Wants You To Learn That Fighting Is Awesome</em>, war comes to Space Brigadoon, and Raccoon Ewoks discover that pacifism is for losers. Socially responsible television the way <em>you</em> like it!				<a href="http://io9.com/5138258/explosions--peace-in-this-weeks-clone-wars" title="Click here to read more about Explosions > Peace In This Week's Clone Wars">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It may make you feel old, but you have to face up to the truth of the matter: This year, Ewoks celebrate their first quarter century since springing, fully-formed no matter how short, from George Lucas' fevered furry mind. And, while these days the little midget bears have come to personify everything that went wrong in the third installment of the <em>Star Wars</em> trilogy, it's worth remembering just how many attempts were made to make us love them, way back when. And if you think it's just haterade for the rebels' favorite furballs here, you may be surprised by the musical interlude we've got for you below.				<a href="http://io9.com/394143/25-glorious-years-of-loving-the-ewoks" title="Click here to read more about 25 Glorious Years of Loving the Ewoks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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