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A crazy internet rumor picked up steam over the weekend. Whisperings of an Edward Scissorhands remake have been floating around, with everyone's favorite unwashed vampire, Robert Pattinson, in the lead. To which we say, "No." More »
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We hear Sam Raimi's already picked his replacement director for the Spider-Man movie series: Predators director Nimrod Antal. Which is a much more pleasant rumor than the idea that Robert Pattinson will play Peter Parker. Stop these rumors now! More »
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If Brett Ratner has his way, a whole new demographic will have their chance to fall in love with Twilight's Robert Pattinson; he wants to see the gloomy heartthrob take the lead in his adaptation of superhero comic Youngblood. More »
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The moment Twilight fans have been waiting for has arrived: the New Moon panel and the premiere of two clips starring Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson's abs. Here's what we were able to decipher, over the screaming fans. More »
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A new set video shows the ever-changing wigs of the actors on New Moon, and we try to figure out what it all means. Any man may easily do harm, but not every man can rock this hair. More »
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Set shots from New Moon filming reveal the most important Twilight prop ever, Edward's side abs. Embrace, my moody children in vampiric love — and then go inside, and stop wussin' up vampires. Check out the link for the many pictures of Bella and Edward groping and pouting. [Shocktilyoudrop] More »
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Let's get this out of the way first: Twilight isn't as bad as you think it is. I know, I know; you all want me to tell you that it's the worst thing ever made, two hours of extreme embarrassment that I will never be able to get back, and by the way, Robert Pattinson sucks, and not in the vampire sense. Thing is, that's not exactly true (well, apart from the Robert Pattinson thing). I went in expecting the worst, and came out convinced that I'd seen The Dark Knight for tween girls. More »
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The wailing and gnashing of teeth are about to reach a climax: the Twilight opening night approaches. But once Robert Pattinson is done driving tweens crazy, what will he do next? In a recent interview Pattinson admitted his real aim: to take over as the star of Doctor Who. More »
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Last night was the red carpet premiere of the infamous tween vamp movie Twilight, but the fans have been lined up for days, just hopingfor a mere glimpse of the sad-faced vamps. As early as Sunday, fans lined the streets hungry for a taste of Robert Pattinson and his messy up-do. Will they be rewarded by having Pattison scream at them to shut up, like in this special MTV clip? And just how huge a phenom will Twilight be anyway? Just check out a video of the screaming masses in line, below. More »
]]> http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5092187&view=rss&microfeed=true The soundtrack to upcoming emo vampire movie Twilight is the best selling album in the US - but that doesn't necessarily prove that Stephenie Meyer's series is the cultural phenomenon that it's being sold as. It's actually the third movie soundtrack to take the top spot in the album charts this year, and it's nowhere near the fastest-selling; that would be the soundtrack to High School Musical 3, a movie that is, if nothing else, also more terrifying than the Robert Pattinson vehicle. [Variety] More »
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Today in ridiculous Twilight news The CEO of Hot Topic, yes seller of spiky dog collars and other angsty teen wares, has emailed the masses at Twilight fandom headquarters to apologize for ruining the Hot Topic Robert Pattinson Twilight signing in Chicago. Apparently she was afraid of another San Francisco mob scene (they gave out wristbands hours before the line began - bastards). Wow people are actually scared of Twilight fans now! Fantastic, there may be hope for them yet. Full apology and fan response below. More »
]]> http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5084902&view=rss&microfeed=true The doe-eyed Robert Pattinson had to cancel his Twilight signing after about 3,000 screaming fans showed up outside of the Stonestown Galleria in San Francisco. The unexpected numbers turned into a tween mob outside the mall where screaming fans pushed and trampled each other to get a closer look at Pattinson's lovely vampire mane, and giving me more evidence that the kiddies from Twilight are truly ushering in our inevitable apocalypse. [TMZ] More »
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