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			<title><![CDATA[Eminem Vs. Facehuggers &mdash; Who Would You Root For?]]></title>
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				Looks like the real Slim Shady is taking his science-fiction spoofs to the big screen &mdash; when a gimmick works, it works... we guess. Eminem's full-length science-fiction film, <em> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #shadytalez" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #shadytalez" href="http://io9.com/tag/shadytalez/">Shady Talez</a></em>, will riff on Ridley Scott's <em>Alien</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5401479/eminem-vs-facehuggers--who-would-you-root-for" title="Click here to read more about Eminem Vs. Facehuggers &mdash; Who Would You Root For?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Nov 2009 10:22:18 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Meteor Man: Biggest Waste Of Talent Ever]]></title>
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				If you've been browsing the cable airwaves, you might have noticed the 1993 film <em>The Meteor Man</em> has been playing on Showtime, usually as late-night filler material. Although it's 15 years old, it didn't even stand up for 15 minutes at the box office, grossing only $8 million dollars despite a wealth of talented actors.  If you really want to torture yourself, strap yourself in <em>Clockwork Orange</em>-style and try watching it. We dare you. Or just check out the full story behind the movie that makes <em>Blankman </em>seem bearable by comparison.				<a href="http://io9.com/372526/meteor-man-biggest-waste-of-talent-ever" title="Click here to read more about Meteor Man: Biggest Waste Of Talent Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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