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In the ruins of civilization, roller-skating nuns worship a glowing smiley-face and heal each other with magic knives and the holy hot tub. For my money, Roller Blade is the most wonderful/awful post-apocalyptic movie of all time. NSFW clip below. More »
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In 9, deadly machines wipe out the human race and the only creatures left alive are... ragdolls? Okay. But those hempen freedom-fighters aren't necessarily the weirdest people to survive the apocalypse. Here are the top 10 most unlikely apocalyptic survivors. More »
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Donald G. Jackson is best known for the awesome Hell Comes To Frogtown, but he made tons and tons of bizarre post-apocalyptic/dystopian movies. Many of them contain weird lesbians, like the sadistic prison warden played by Julie Strain, who fails to break her prisoner and pays the price in this clip from Big Sister 2000. They often include fascist gangs led by someone who looks like Slash from Guns N' Roses. Click through to see another great BS2K moment, featuring a woman goose-stepping in lingerie in front of a satellite dish. (Second clip may be NSFW.) More »
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Who runs Tiretown? Sex workers run Tiretown! At least, that's how it looks in this awesome clip from Solarbabies, the movie about skating orphans who rescue a magical orb from The Man. The hookers of this wasteland outpost will tie you up, if you've got enough money. Or they'll spend a few hours giving you tips on how to smear your blue eyeshadow as randomly as possible. It's wide open! Another great Solarbabies moment, after the jump. More »
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