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			<title><![CDATA[Neil Gaiman's morbid 1989 Christmas card gets transformed into a pop-up book]]></title>
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				IN 1989, Neil Gaiman and <em>Sandman </em>artist David McKean collaborated on a 100-word Christmas card story titled "Nicholas Was." Since then, this story has been transformed into a <a href="http://io9.com/5716063/neil-gaiman-reveals-santa-claus-eternal-torment-and-torture-in-poetry">short animated feature</a> and this hyper-detailed pop-up book by Vimeo crafter Nomsa. Here's the full text of the story:				<a href="http://io9.com/5871017/neil-gaimans-morbid-1989-christmas-card-gets-transformed-into-a-pop+up-book" title="Click here to read more about Neil Gaiman's morbid 1989 Christmas card gets transformed into a pop-up book">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 24 Dec 2011 13:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[10 More Deranged Depictions of Santa Claus]]></title>
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				We've seen plenty of proper screwball depictions of <a href="http://io9.com/5109749/the-evil-santas-of-science-fiction">Kris Kringle previously</a>, but history is ripe with examples of magical pensioners who trespass down strangers' flues. Here are 10 of the more egregious examples to throw on this Yuletide bonfire of weirdness.<div style="clear: both;"></div><!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5863793/10-more-deranged-depictions-of-santa-claus" title="Click here to read more about 10 More Deranged Depictions of Santa Claus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Nov 2011 10:50:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[James McAvoy explains why we all have secret Daddy issues with Santa Claus]]></title>
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				Santa Claus. He's rather like the parent we eventually shipped off the the old folks' home after we became tired of all the loud and annoying antics. But that's not how it should be! Discovering the flaws of your loved ones should bring you together, not tear you apart &mdash; at least that's the message of Aardman Animations' <em>Arthur Christmas</em>. And the film's star, James McAvoy, is here to tell us why Santa Claus doesn't care about you (and why that's OK). <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5861659/james-mcavoy-explains-why-we-all-have-secret-daddy-issues-with-santa-claus" title="Click here to read more about James McAvoy explains why we all have secret Daddy issues with Santa Claus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:08:24 PST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/2072 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/2072 --> Believe it or not, the latest addition to the Christmas movie genre, <em>Arthur Christmas</em>, is kind of fun. When we caught <a href="http://io9.com/5846719/new-arthur-christmas-footage-stuffed-our-stockings-with-off+kilter-british-humor">a sneak peek</a>, we were impressed with how this Aardman Animations film plays with the mythology of Santa Claus, and turned the reign of Claus into into a bit of a monarchy.				<a href="http://io9.com/5857537/5-clips-from-arthur-christmas-will-awaken-your-cold-black-heart" title="Click here to read more about 5 clips from Arthur Christmas will awaken your cold, black heart">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:40:41 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/1345 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/1345 --> Santa's Secret Ops team provokes a Polar Bear in the trailer for <em>Arthur Christmas</em>, the movie about Santa's idiot son from the makers of <em>Wallace and Gromit</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5820634/watch-santas-elves-fight-a-polar-bear-in-the-trailer-for-aardman-animations-arthur-christmas" title="Click here to read more about Watch Santa's elves fight a polar bear in the trailer for Aardman Animations' Arthur Christmas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 Jul 2011 16:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[How the megalomaniacal cat-in-a-tree stole Christmas]]></title>
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				Each year, Scratch Fury (Destroyer of Worlds), the pink genius cat of Scott Kurtz's webcomic <em>PvP</em> tries to defeat Santa and learn all his Christmas secrets. This year, the only person who can save Christmas is the meme-powered superhero Lolbat.				<a href="http://io9.com/5717552/how-the-megalomaniacal-cat+in+a+tree-stole-christmas" title="Click here to read more about How the megalomaniacal cat-in-a-tree stole Christmas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 25 Dec 2010 09:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				<em>The notion that an immortal toymaker circumnavigates the planet every December 24 using nothing but caribou defies all logic, but Anassa Rhenisch of Science In My Fiction is determined to make St. Nick make sense. Maybe he uses ion shields?</em>				<a href="http://io9.com/5717897/the-many-science-fiction-explanations-for-santa-claus" title="Click here to read more about The many science fiction explanations for Santa Claus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Watch this eerie video retelling of Neil Gaiman's holiday poem "Nicholas Was..." You know it's going to be a very Gaiman holiday when the first stanza talks about Santa's desire to die.				<a href="http://io9.com/5716063/neil-gaiman-reveals-santa-claus-eternal-torment-and-torture-in-poetry" title="Click here to read more about Neil Gaiman reveals Santa Claus' eternal torment and torture in poetry">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Dec 2010 10:16:40 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Werner Herzog turns &quot;Twas The Night Before Christmas&quot; into a tale of existential terror]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 5BtYI_OndA0 --><!-- /videoId: 5BtYI_OndA0 -->What would happen if the famously grizzled German director Werner Herzog was allowed to reinterpret the legend of Santa Claus? You would get a consciousness-shattering tale of an omniscient dwarf who judges us from afar, tabulating our sins.				<a href="http://io9.com/5715198/werner-herzog-turns-twas-the-night-before-christmas-into-a-tale-of-existential-terror" title="Click here to read more about Werner Herzog turns &quot;Twas The Night Before Christmas&quot; into a tale of existential terror">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Dec 2010 08:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Santa Claus is the Ultimate Cryptozoological Nightmare]]></title>
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				Children the world over look forward to their annual visit from <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #fatherchristmas" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #fatherchristmas" href="http://io9.com/tag/fatherchristmas/">Father Christmas</a>, but what if the secret behind <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #santaclaus" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #santaclaus" href="http://io9.com/tag/santaclaus/">Santa Claus</a> was actually something sinister? In the film <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rareexports" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #rareexports" href="http://io9.com/tag/rareexports/">Rare Exports</a></em>, we will learn Santa Claus' terrifying cryptozoological origins.				<a href="http://io9.com/5421242/santa-claus-is-the-ultimate-cryptozoological-nightmare" title="Click here to read more about Santa Claus is the Ultimate Cryptozoological Nightmare">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Dec 2009 06:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Jonesing for more <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #doctorwho" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #doctorwho" href="http://io9.com/tag/doctorwho/">Doctor Who</a></em>? While you're waiting for this year's Christmas special, this BBC station identification offers a super brief adventure with the Doctor, involving the TARDIS, a snow drift, and a team of tiny reindeer.				<a href="http://io9.com/5418691/the-doctor-flies-his-tardis-through-a-winter-wonderland" title="Click here to read more about The Doctor Flies His TARDIS Through a Winter Wonderland">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Have Yourself a Post-Apocalyptic Christmas]]></title>
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				The world may be under attack and humanity on the verge of extinction, but people will still find a way to celebrate the holidays. We explain how you’ll celebrate Christmas at the end of the world.				<a href="http://io9.com/5116116/have-yourself-a-post+apocalyptic-christmas" title="Click here to read more about Have Yourself a Post-Apocalyptic Christmas">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Dec 2008 14:12:12 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Parents! Your child refusing to fall for the idea that Santa does everything he's supposed to by "magic"? We thought we'd help out and provide some scifi explanations for Ol' Saint Nick, just in case.				<a href="http://io9.com/5114387/five-sci+fi-rebirths-for-santa-claus" title="Click here to read more about Five Sci-Fi Rebirths For Santa Claus">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:00:17 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Graeme McMillan]]></dc:creator>
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				He's a childhood icon with super-speed, using his powers to reward the good. Yes, the parallels between Superman and Santa are finally explored in this week's <em>DC Universe Holiday Special</em>. Click through for a preview.				<a href="http://io9.com/5109799/but-is-santa-faster-than-a-speeding-bullet" title="Click here to read more about But Is Santa Faster Than A Speeding Bullet?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:07:53 PST]]></pubDate>
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				When most of us think of Santa, we envision Coca-Cola's jolly old elf. But some Santas are more naughty than nice. We list some of the most evil scifi Clauses to stalk the Christmas skies.				<a href="http://io9.com/5109749/the-evil-santas-of-science-fiction" title="Click here to read more about The Evil Santas of Science Fiction">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 14 Dec 2008 15:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				 The 1964 holiday film <em>Santa Claus Conquers The Martians</em> has the distinction of constantly being named one of the worst films ever made. It also contains the acting debut of Pia Zadora, although that may be unrelated to its critical status. Instead this film was all about bringing "freedom" to poor Martian children who have been brainwashed by machines. Of course, Neo can't rescue them &mdash; only Santa Claus could bring that kind of liberation. How does this film stack up to <em>The Matrix</em>? Let us count the ways.				<a href="http://io9.com/337609/santa-claus-vs-neo-in-the-martian-matrix" title="Click here to read more about Santa Claus vs. Neo in the Martian Matrix">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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