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			<title><![CDATA[The Rise of Sasquatch Porn [NSFW]]]></title>
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				It's like an unholy alliance between furry culture, cryptozoology, and sex. The craze for Bigfoot porn <a href="http://io9.com/5037751/bigfoot-north-americas-greatest-lover-[nsfw]">started with<em> Ape Canyon</em></a>, and now this year has been joined by two new Bigfoot lover flicks.				<a href="http://io9.com/5866804/the-rise-of-sasquatch-porn-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about The Rise of Sasquatch Porn [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Paranormal Investigator Joe Nickell Reveals the Truth Behind Modern Cryptozoological Myths]]></title>
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				Paranormal investigator and cryptozoologist Joe Nickell has spent 40 years doing fieldwork and research, digging for the truth behind bizarre phenomena like weeping statues and haunted houses. He invited us to his office to talk about the connections between Bigfoot and alien mythology, life as the token skeptic on TV, and why debunkers are just as bad as mystery mongers. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5830094/paranormal-investigator-joe-nickell-reveals-the-truth-behind-modern-cryptozoological-myths" title="Click here to read more about Paranormal Investigator Joe Nickell Reveals the Truth Behind Modern Cryptozoological Myths">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Aug 2011 14:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ed Grabianowski]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Most Pathetic Sasquatch Ever]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/918 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/918 --> Bigfoot movies don't get much sillier than <em>Snow Beast</em>, the 1977 TV movie about a mutant Bigfoot attacking a small town during its Winter Carnival. Here are our favorite Snow Beast moments, including the "deadly log rolling attack."				<a href="http://io9.com/5787837/most-pathetic-sasquatch-ever" title="Click here to read more about Most Pathetic Sasquatch Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 31 Mar 2011 19:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				 Did you miss io9's 1980s-style <em>Firefly</em> intro, (now with more awesome), or Simon Tam's new TV-doctor drama? Don't worry &mdash; we've got the best of 2010's original video content, tributes, and the most deranged collection of Found Footage right here.				<a href="http://io9.com/5721935/the-funniest-creepiest-and-most-original-io9-videos-of-the-year" title="Click here to read more about The funniest, creepiest, and most original io9 videos of the year">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Dec 2010 10:35:57 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bigfoot and me: A visit to the International Cryptozoology Museum]]></title>
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				<em>The International Cryptozoology Museum is a must-visit destination for monster hunters. J.W. Ocker, author of The New England Grimpendium, made the pilgrimage recently and has the horrifying photos to prove it. Do you dare to see New England's weirdest creatures?</em>				<a href="http://io9.com/5640035/bigfoot-and-me-a-visit-to-the-international-cryptozoology-museum/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Bigfoot and me: A visit to the International Cryptozoology Museum">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Sep 2010 11:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[J.W. Ocker -- Odd Things I've Seen]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The five strangest theories about Sasquatch]]></title>
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				 There may not be actual giant bipedal humanoids wandering the wilderness, but that hasn't stopped Bigfoot fanatics from coming up with some seriously weird theories explaining all those footprints and blurry videos.				<a href="http://io9.com/5635018/the-five-strangest-theories-about-sasquatch" title="Click here to read more about The five strangest theories about Sasquatch">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Sep 2010 12:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ed Grabianowski]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[North Carolina man uses coyote trumpet to summon &quot;beautiful,&quot; six-fingered sasquatch]]></title>
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				Tim Peeler of Cleveland County, NC was having a normal night calling coyotes at 3 AM, when suddenly a gorgeous, blond humanoid emerged from the brush. After two totally indecipherable 911 calls, Peeler's quest for the truth has gone national.				<a href="http://io9.com/5565089/north-carolina-man-uses-coyote-trumpet-to-summon-beautiful-six+fingered-sasquatch" title="Click here to read more about North Carolina man uses coyote trumpet to summon &quot;beautiful,&quot; six-fingered sasquatch">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 16 Jun 2010 09:00:36 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Reporter Joins Freelance Bigfoot Investigators For A Night In The Woods]]></title>
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				In December 2009, a homeless couple in San Antonio called 911 after witnessing a mysterious creature carry away a deer. News 4's Delaine Mathieu recently joined Dallas-based Bigfoot investigators TBIG for an evening of man-ape hunting. What did they find?				<a href="http://io9.com/5531310/reporter-joins-freelance-bigfoot-investigators-for-a-night-in-the-woods" title="Click here to read more about Reporter Joins Freelance Bigfoot Investigators For A Night In The Woods">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 May 2010 06:20:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: d499dfb41e1ce4c15c --><!-- /videoId: d499dfb41e1ce4c15c --> When sasquatch hunters take down one of the wild beasts &mdash; who resembles the Mugatu from <em>Star Trek</em> &mdash; they reckon without its enraged mate, in this awesome scene from The Capture Of Bigfoot. Can snowmobiles even the odds? (No.)				<a href="http://io9.com/5489775/sasquatch-vs-snowmobiles--to-the-death" title="Click here to read more about Sasquatch Vs. Snowmobiles &mdash; To The Death!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A motorcyclist decides to stop and pee by the side of the road... but he arouses the anger of Bigfoot, who seizes on the most convenient part of his anatomy, in this godawful, NSFW sequence from <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nightofthedemon" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nightofthedemon" href="http://io9.com/tag/nightofthedemon/">Night Of The Demon</a></em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5449682/this-is-what-happens-when-you-pee-on-sasquatch-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about This Is What Happens When You Pee On Sasquatch [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The latest pair of possible Bigfoot sightings has confirmed our suspicions: The Hendersons' favorite house guest hates posing for pictures. A footprint was discovered in the jungle of Sumatra, and yet another candid was taken in Kentucky.				<a href="http://io9.com/5375975/sasquatch-update-complete-with-bigfoot-flower+picking" title="Click here to read more about Sasquatch Update, Complete With Bigfoot Flower-Picking">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				They found Bigfoot! That's right, you heard me: Bigfoot. For all you disbelievers, they have a picture to prove it as well. No, that's not the remnants of a bear with a gorilla mask thrown on top, that's Bigfoot. Tomorrow, there will be a huge press conference deciding finally whether or not it actually is a mutant sasquatch, when it clearly is. But no one is asking the important questions here. What about Bigfoot's rights? And where the hell are the Hendersons in all of this? Click through for a closer look and the big question that will hopefully be addressed tomorrow. 



According to the press release the creature that was discovered is 7 feet and 7 inches tall, and weighs 500 pounds. His feet are flat and it was found in the Northern woods of Georgia. (Actual location isn't being revealed).

First and foremost what about Bigfoot's rights? Is he man or beast? If he's a man doesn't he get burial rights? 

Where do you bury Bigfoot? I've heard he's Canadian. If he is, in fact, of Canadian origin, that's a ton of paperwork his loved ones will have to go to to transfer the body through the border while deciding if it's animal remains or human remains. I know I've been on the phone trying to get to the bottom of this question with the Canadian embassy for some time. Also, if he's Canadian, how did he get so far from home?

What if he has no one to claim his remains, will he become a burden of the state? Will the United States government try and find his lineage? It saddens me thinking of Bigfoot in one of those standard government style burials. This is fucking Bigfoot people, show a little respect.


Here are the gentleman that discovered the gentle beast. From the left, Mathew Whitton, Tom Biscardi, and Rick Dyer gather round a cooler full of Bigfoot. 

I'll be covering the all-important Bigfoot press conference tomorrow at 12 PM Pacific Coast Time. At the conference they will be revealing pictures and DNA evidence. Hopefully they will reveal the DNA evidence like Maury's "who's your daddy" episodes.

So stay tuned and hopefully they will be able to answer all of my questions tomorrow, as opposed to the "you'll have to wait" comment I got earlier.
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				A pair of hikers exploring the Grassy Narrows in Ontario stumbled upon a berry-fancying big foot. They described it as being "about eight feet long and all black." One hiker told CBC news, "The way it walked was upright, human-like, but more — I don't know how to describe it — more of a husky walk, I guess. It didn’t look normal.” Has the sasquatch become a Canadian?				<a href="http://io9.com/5030794/sasquatch-sighting-reality-tv-development-deal-for-canadian-city" title="Click here to read more about Sasquatch Sighting: Reality TV Development Deal for Canadian City?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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