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			<title><![CDATA[Will we ever see Alexander Payne's science fiction satire Downsizing?]]></title>
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				Alexander Payne is riding another wave of enthusiasm right now, in the wake of strong reviews for his latest movie <em>The Descendants</em>. But that doesn't mean he'll be able to make his long-delayed science fiction movie <em>Downsizing</em>, which he put on hold to make <em>The Descendants</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5877757/will-we-ever-see-alexander-paynes-science-fiction-satire-downsizing" title="Click here to read more about Will we ever see Alexander Payne's science fiction satire Downsizing?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 Jan 2012 08:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bruce Springsteen makes an album about struggling Martian workers? If only this Onion article were real]]></title>
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				Every now and then, an article comes along in The Onion that we wish were actually true &mdash; like <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/bruce-springsteen-releases-new-scifi-concept-album,21358/">this one</a>, about Bruce Springsteen recording a whole album about workers on Mars called <em>Red Dust</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5840238/bruce-springsteen-makes-an-album-about-struggling-martian-workers-if-only-this-onion-article-were-real" title="Click here to read more about Bruce Springsteen makes an album about struggling Martian workers? If only this Onion article were real">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Sep 2011 10:15:04 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Game of Thrones Crossed With Seinfeld? Meet George R.R. Costanza!]]></title>
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				Now <u>this</u> is a literary mashup we're dying to see. Thomas Dunne Books just signed a deal to publish <em>A Game of Groans</em> by George R.R. Costanza, a parody of the bestselling <em>Song of Ice and Fire</em> series by George R.R. Martin.				<a href="http://io9.com/5830053/game-of-thrones-meets-seinfeld-meet-george-rr-costanza" title="Click here to read more about Game of Thrones Crossed With Seinfeld? Meet George R.R. Costanza!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:31:50 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				Apparently so. <a href="http://www.paranormalwhacktivity.com/">Here's the website</a>. I love how it says "A brilliant spoof!" in quotation marks as though that's a quote from someone. But it's unattributed.				<a href="http://io9.com/5693700/is-someone-really-making-a-spoof-movie-called-paranormal-whacktivity" title="Click here to read more about Is someone really making a spoof movie called Paranormal Whacktivity?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Nov 2010 13:51:58 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[And the winners of the Ig Nobel Prizes for mad science are . . .]]></title>
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				 Last week, winners of the Ig Nobel prizes for humorous but thought-provoking research were honored in a ceremony at Harvard. Winners included the inventors of a remote-control helicopter whale snot collector, and researchers documenting bat fellatio.				<a href="http://io9.com/5655219/and-the-winners-of-the-ig-nobel-prizes-are---" title="Click here to read more about And the winners of the Ig Nobel Prizes for mad science are . . .">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 Oct 2010 10:34:50 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: EfzuOu4UIOU --><!-- /videoId: EfzuOu4UIOU -->Prepare to be overcome with literary wackiness! Gary Shteyngart's <a href="http://culturemob.com/blog/super-sad-true-love-story-an-interview-with-gary-shteyngart">near-future dystopian comedy novel</a>, <em>Super Sad True Love Story</em>, came out the other day. Here's the celebrity-studded, tongue-in-cheek book trailer, and<a href="http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2010/06/14/100614fi_fiction_shteyngart?currentPage=all"> you can read a zany excerpt at the New Yorker</a>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5599328/watch-the-book-trailer-and-read-an-excerpt-from-this-summers-it-dystopian-love-story" title="Click here to read more about Watch the book trailer, and read an excerpt, from this summer's &quot;it&quot; dystopian satire">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Jul 2010 09:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				The rumored Johnny Depp <em>Doctor Who</em> movie sounds horrendous enough, but just remember: It could always get worse. Just check out this new spoof that imagines what it would be like if Jack Black took the role.				<a href="http://io9.com/5576593/the-johnny-depp-doctor-who-movie-couldnt-be-worse-than-this" title="Click here to read more about The Johnny Depp Doctor Who movie couldn't be worse than this...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:49:42 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Inevitable, the Board Game of Insane Supercomputers, Zombies and Sociopolitical Satire]]></title>
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				 Would you want to live in a world where human civilization was destroyed, then rebuilt by a computer that only had pop culture as a reference? Probably not. Would you want to play a board game there? Hell yes.				<a href="http://io9.com/5530250/inevitable-the-board-game-of-insane-supercomputers-zombies-and-sociopolitical-satire" title="Click here to read more about Inevitable, the Board Game of Insane Supercomputers, Zombies and Sociopolitical Satire">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 May 2010 10:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ed Grabianowski]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[RELEASE THE DISASTER!!!]]></title>
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				Happy Easter all. Thought I'd take the short holiday to bring you all brand new fresh disaster!!! Maybe I put my all easter eggs in one basket here, but it's a good basket.				<a href="http://io9.com/5508832/release-the-disaster" title="Click here to read more about RELEASE THE DISASTER!!!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 If you're a fan of 1960s and 70s cult gorefests like <em>Mondo Cane</em> or <em>Faces Of Death</em>, then this trailer for <em>Pleasures Of The Damned</em> (banned for 25 years!) will please you immensely - if you don't barf.				<a href="http://io9.com/5501656/the-forgotten-gorefest-that-inspired-a-whole-generation-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about The Forgotten Gorefest That Inspired A Whole Generation! [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Science fiction is full of female sex slaves - especially of the green skinned variety. But what if you really want a male sex slave? Don't worry. Science fiction is here to teach you all about that, too. Here's how.				<a href="http://io9.com/5475844/science-fiction-teaches-you-how-to-create-a-male-sex-slave" title="Click here to read more about Science Fiction Teaches You How To Create A Male Sex Slave">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:02:19 PST]]></pubDate>
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				 Former ad copywriter Graham Button is concerned about the future - specifically, the future of marketing taglines. How can companies remain buzzword compliant in a rapidly-changing world? Over at <em>Fast Company</em>, he's offered ten taglines for tomorrow.				<a href="http://io9.com/5469878/marketing-taglines-for-the-future" title="Click here to read more about Marketing Taglines For The Future">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:27:02 PST]]></pubDate>
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				 If all your Ray Harryhausen dreams have been crushed by recent news that <a href="http://io9.com/5465268/new-research-reveals-dinosaur-coloration-for-the-first-time/gallery/">dinosaurs actually had fluffy, cute feathers</a>, then we have the online protest campaign for you. Those who refuse to believe in dino feathers have their own stickers!				<a href="http://io9.com/5467942/feathered-dinosaurs-are-theory-+-not-fact" title="Click here to read more about Feathered Dinosaurs Are Theory - Not Fact!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				When io9 asked me if I could break away from my busy schedule of being awesome and create some disastrous Valentines . . . How could I say no? I love you all, and dammit you deserve it!!!				<a href="http://io9.com/5467341/to-get-no-valentines----would-be-a-disaster/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about To Get No Valentines . . . Would Be A Disaster!!!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Or, at least, it is when they<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2010-01-13-trailermash13_ST_N.htm"> interview moi for a pleasant fluff piece about fan-created trailers</a>.  Annalee can have the NY Times. <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #usatoday" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #usatoday" href="http://io9.com/tag/usatoday/">USA Today</a> had color before it was cool.<br  clear="all" />				<a href="http://io9.com/5455564/the-state-of-the-usa-today--its-a-disaster" title="Click here to read more about The state of the USA Today?  IT'S A DISASTER!!!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 24 Jan 2010 11:00:14 PST]]></pubDate>
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				 You want to be a futurist, but you're afraid of being wrong. Don't worry. I've brought together ideas that will help you succeed without having to be right. All you have to do is follow the simple principles below.				<a href="http://io9.com/5452443/the-evil-futurists-guide-to-world-domination-how-to-be-successful-famous-and-wrong" title="Click here to read more about The Evil Futurists' Guide to World Domination: How to be Successful, Famous, and Wrong">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Though fans have often clamored for a sequel to 1970s classic <em>Zardoz</em>, only the Hughes Brothers could have done it, with <em>Book of Eli</em>. But did they toss aside the original film's message to reboot it for a new generation?				<a href="http://io9.com/5449428/book-of-eli-reboots-zardoz-for-the-twenty+first-century" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Book Of Eli&quot; Reboots &quot;Zardoz&quot; For The Twenty-First Century">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:29:31 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				Well hello there everyone. The minion is doing well and she gave me a little break from fatherhood to bring you all a new disaster for the new year.				<a href="http://io9.com/5444845/2010-is-already-a-disaster" title="Click here to read more about 2010 IS ALREADY A DISASTER!!!!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 10 Jan 2010 15:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.]]></dc:creator>
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				Boy, you guys really really like Summer Glau.  River more Bad-ass than Brock Sampson?!  IT'S A DISASTER!!!				<a href="http://io9.com/5348674/summer-glau-when-fans-go-too-far-its-a-disaster" title="Click here to read more about Summer Glau: When Fans Go Too Far, It's A Disaster">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:00:36 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.]]></dc:creator>
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				Hello all.  It's been a while. After traveling, family visits, technical difficulties, and paid work  I am finally glad to bring you a new video, and this ain't no trailer.				<a href="http://io9.com/5338462/this-is-a-disaster-assault-on-san-diego" title="Click here to read more about THIS IS A DISASTER: ASSAULT ON SAN DIEGO">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 16 Aug 2009 10:00:49 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.]]></dc:creator>
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				 It's the first official day of annual pop culture preview fest Comic-Con. Want to know more? We've created this helpful flowchart showing what most people are doing here. Bonus: We include some tips on getting laid and/or meeting Joss Whedon.				<a href="http://io9.com/5320888/comic+con-day-one-what-does-it-all-mean" title="Click here to read more about Comic-Con Day One: What Does It All Mean?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				 If you were a fan of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson's <em>Thunderbirds </em>series, then get ready for your mind to explode. A group of intrepid fans have discovered a marionette-style show from the Anderson era, which TV execs tried to suppress.				<a href="http://io9.com/5310191/the-bizarre-history-of-the-1960s-scifi-puppet-series-too-twisted-for-tv" title="Click here to read more about The Bizarre History of the 1960s Scifi Puppet Series Too &quot;Twisted&quot; For TV">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				Well it's a holiday weekend and in an effort to work less on this week's column I probably ended up doing more work... whatever.  I hope you enjoy the end result.				<a href="http://io9.com/5307976/the-following-preview-has-been-rated-d-for-disaster" title="Click here to read more about The Following Preview Has Been Rated D... For Disaster">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:30:45 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Could this have been the biggest week of all time?  The King of Pop bites it. A bit player from <em>Saturn 3</em> and <em>Logan's Run</em> croaks.  And ROBOT BAYHEM!!! Disaster!				<a href="http://io9.com/5303415/this-is-an-awesome-disaster" title="Click here to read more about THIS IS AN AWESOME DISASTER">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:00:33 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NINTENDO ZAPPER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged NINTENDO ZAPPER" href="http://io9.com/tag/nintendo-zapper/">Nintendo zapper</a> was my first and only gun.  Like many people, I used it to hunt ducks on my monitor – later I missed it horribly when I played that deer hunting arcade game (you know, the one where they say "you shot the female deer!" when you accidentally don't shoot a stag).  But now I can wear it forever close to my heart with this t-shirt.  You should too.  Hell, you can even have a gun like this in Canada or the UK!  Its magical.				<a href="http://io9.com/5303088/the-only-futuristic-gun-t+shirt-youll-ever-need" title="Click here to read more about The Only Futuristic Gun T-shirt You'll Ever Need">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:00:12 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				 I am going to plug into the world wide web to surf down... Disasters!!!				<a href="http://io9.com/5298687/shut-up-and-eat-your-disaster" title="Click here to read more about Shut Up And Eat Your Disaster!!!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:00:11 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Harvard Psychiatrist Explains Zombie Neurobiology]]></title>
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				In <em>Night of the Living Dead</em>, zombies are brought back from the dead by a "mysterious force" that allows their brains to continue functioning. But how exactly <em>does </em>a zombie brain function? Finally, a Harvard psychiatrist has the answers.				<a href="http://io9.com/5286145/a-harvard-psychiatrist-explains-zombie-neurobiology" title="Click here to read more about A Harvard Psychiatrist Explains Zombie Neurobiology">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:22:13 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mark Strauss]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[This Is A Ghostbusting Penguin Disaster!!! (NSFW)]]></title>
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				It seems that there are some of you out there who don't understand what Disaster is.  So for you, I will explain...  No, actually I won't.  OMG IT'S A DISASTER!				<a href="http://io9.com/5280650/this-is-a-ghostbusting-penguin-disaster-nsfw" title="Click here to read more about This Is A Ghostbusting Penguin Disaster!!! (NSFW)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:00:12 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.]]></dc:creator>
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				 I refuse to believe that giant robots in any way shape or form can be a disaster.				<a href="http://io9.com/5268225/please-refer-to-disaster-this-is-a" title="Click here to read more about Please Refer To: DISASTER, This Is A">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 24 May 2009 15:00:33 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[There Is Every Possibility That This May Be A Disaster]]></title>
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				Well, ROACH has definitely not been a disaster, more on that below.  But for now!  It's Disaster Time.				<a href="http://io9.com/5257809/there-is-every-possibility-that-this-may-be-a-disaster" title="Click here to read more about There Is Every Possibility That This May Be A Disaster">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 17 May 2009 13:00:44 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.]]></dc:creator>
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				  Anyone here running a fever or a cough?  How about just needlessly panicking? It's a Disaster!!!!				<a href="http://io9.com/5238182/this-is-a-pandemic" title="Click here to read more about This Is A Pandemic?!?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 03 May 2009 13:00:12 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.]]></dc:creator>
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				  Werewolf. Werewolf? There. What? There wolf, there Disaster!				<a href="http://io9.com/5228544/esto-es-un-desastre" title="Click here to read more about Esto es un Desastre!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 26 Apr 2009 14:00:52 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.]]></dc:creator>
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				  Hello hello hello. It's spring, a time for babymaking and disaster...  Lets do a little of both, shall we?				<a href="http://io9.com/5218787/this-is-a-disaster-spring-hump-hump-nsfw-edition" title="Click here to read more about This is a Disaster: Spring Hump Hump NSFW Edition">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:00:45 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Tiny GPS Tracking Device That You Can Swallow]]></title>
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				Want to track your boyfriend's every movement? Just slip this GPS tracker into his breakfast, and it will stay in his system for 72 hours - while you track him online. And there's more.				<a href="http://io9.com/5204138/a-tiny-gps-tracking-device-that-you-can-swallow" title="Click here to read more about A Tiny GPS Tracking Device That You Can Swallow">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				 Is it me or did this week go by quick as hell?  Anyways to the DISASTER Mobile!				<a href="http://io9.com/5189399/where-the-wild-disasters-are" title="Click here to read more about Where The Wild Disasters Are">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:00:48 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Well, despite having more God Machines than the Pope's Garage and more loose ends than a Caprican Strip-club "YEEEEAAAHH!" I was pleased.  So say we all? LAUNCH ALL DISASTERS!<br  clear="all" />				<a href="http://io9.com/5178789/this-is-a-disaster-so-say-we-all" title="Click here to read more about This is a Disaster... So Say We All!!!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				  Well, yet another Sunday is upon us.  You all do anything this weekend? See any movies? Was it a disaster? NO IT WASN'T!  Let's do this!!<br  clear="all" />				<a href="http://io9.com/5165888/come-with-me-if-you-want-to-disaster" title="Click here to read more about Come With Me If You Want To Disaster!!!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Musicals, mutants and the hidden secrets available to us all on <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GOOGLE EARTH" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GOOGLE EARTH" href="http://io9.com/tag/google-earth/">Google Earth</a>. Hey kids, what can I say... They're all disasters.<br  clear="all" />				<a href="http://io9.com/5162173/nothing-can-stop-the-disaster" title="Click here to read more about Nothing Can Stop The Disaster">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Well, I kinda put all my eggs in one basket for the most part this week, but I think you'll be happy.  Get to tha DISASTAH!!<br />
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				Everybody loves dinosaurs, and everybody loves robots, but how do these two creatures feel about each other? The bizarrely aphoristic microblog <a href="http://www.dinosaursfuckingrobots.com">Dinosaurs Fucking Robots</a> has the answer.				<a href="http://io9.com/5155512/best-new-fetish-website-ever" title="Click here to read more about Best New Fetish Website Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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