Miley Cyrus Teaches The World Sciencey Stuff

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Miley Cyrus Teaches The World Sciencey Stuff

From now on, I'm getting my science from teen pop sensation Miley Cyrus. Do you get confused about global warming and going green? So does Miley. So she's singing about her confusion in her new album Breakout, in a song called "Wake Up America." So OMG you guys, drink some Starbucks, and totes save the planet. I've included the song and the lyrics, please do enjoy.

Lyrics:
Oh, can you take care of her
Oh, maybe you can spare her

Several moments of your consideration
Leading up to the final destination

Oh, the earth is calling out,
I wanna learn what it’s all about,
But everything I read – global warming, going green
I don’t know what all this means, but it seems to be saying

Wake up, America, we’re all in this together
It’s our home so let’s take care of it
You know that you want to
You know that you got to wake up, America
Tomorrow becomes a new day and everything you do
Matters, yeah, everything you do matters in some way

I'm not hating, I'm glad she's taking up an interest in the science of saving the planet. In fact, I think she's always had an interest in the science

After dissecting some more of Miley Cyrus' songs, I now think that her "Wear My Sunglasses At Night" remix "See You Again" is obviously about her as a zombie, rising from the grave to a dark world that was ruined by global warming. She's been preaching this for years, people.

Let's take this to the next level Miley, sure you can sing about going green but what rhymes with stem cell research? [Business and Media]

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