Say Hello Alcoholism with the official Hello Kitty Beer

Do you like booze, fruit flavors, and cute cartoon cats with disturbingly large heads? Then you'll probably love the new line of Hello Kitty beer just released in China. They're only half the alcohol content of regular beer, and come in six fruit flavors, including lemon-lime, passion fruit and banana.

A banana-flavored, half-alcoholic beer sounds like some kind of horrific torture device to me, but they're only available in China (for now), so I guess I'm safe. Also, I try not to drink beverages or eat food marketed by characters without mouths. It just seems unwise to me.

[Via That's Nerdalicious]