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				It had to happen - Uwe Boll has finally gone completely insane. After spending years directing such classics as <em>Bloodrayne</em>, <em>Bloodrayne II</em> and the forthcoming <em>Bloodrayne 3</em>, Boll has laid down the ultimate challenge with new movie <em>Postal</em>: It's going to open head to head with <em>Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull</em>... and beat it at the box office. Wild claims and smack talking await under the jump.				<a href="http://io9.com/364449/boll-to-spielberg-i-will-crush-you-like-the-hack-you-are" title="Click here to read more about Boll to Spielberg: I Will Crush You Like The Hack You Are">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 06 Mar 2008 16:30:56 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Graeme McMillan]]></dc:creator>
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